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Fan of sea shanties and radical kindness. Pirate to the end. Also parent of twins and a project manager.
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Buying nothing, cancelling all the Amazon! WOOOOO! #EconomicBlackout

This is also why the brief three week period of calling the fascists "weird" last year was effective.

What the actual heck.

On the HHS Leadership call today: 1 employee from CMS (Center for Medicare/Medicaid Service) and 2 employees from SSA (Social Security Administration) have died by suicide after their firing.

🎯

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

If you have some spare time, consider emailing your thoughts to [email protected]. #resist

I'm back!

We won’t disappear just because you change a website.

Being a project manager right now is just a series of "oh god I am SO sorry to bother you while the world is collapsing, I don't want to cause you more stress, but are you on target for your translation goals this week" messages to contractors. If you work with me I'm so sorry to bother you.

A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.

I'm listening to a webinar where panelists are being asked to define themselves as a person and now I'm having an existential crisis.

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

In preparation for today’s Super Bowl in New Orleans, state police forced over 100 homeless men and women onto buses under threat of arrest, dumping them in an unheated warehouse. Tents destroyed, belongings lost. Press are barred from the warehouse. The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million

Don’t mess with @ellenlweintraub.bsky.social

lol, "vetting"

Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing? DON'T DO IT. If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT. Document, document, document. Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document

"Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess"

New from 404 Media: Employees working at DOGE have been ordered to stop using Slack while government lawyers attempt to transition the agency to one that is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act. Means DOGE will be even more secretive and unaccountable www.404media.co/doge-employe...

I'm at the "I wish a motherfucker would" point of my internal rage this week and it's only Tuesday

if democrats, fbi, cia, courts, whoever, wanted to do something about this other than simply let it happen, they would have

The laugh i just laughed was a childlike yet hideous laugh

FINALLY

Elon has deployed a single, unknown engineer to rewrite the code underlying one of our government’s mission critical systems. If you aren’t in tech, let me explain: you don’t do this, on an app of any size. A new engineer is NEVER solely responsible for changes to production. This is a nightmare.

"Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old former camp counselor who called himself 'Big Balls' on LinkedIn before being tapped to do the bidding of a billionaire, held a call with SBA staff ..."

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

Crazy idea but could some US senator call the Sec of the Treasury and ask him what the fuck is going on? @corybooker.com, you voted for him. You and the 14 other Dems who also did need to get answers @wyden.senate.gov and @warren.senate.gov must also given their key roles

Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.

This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility

Oh my god wtf

Happy Black History Month. Listen to, support, fund, and uplift Black people. #BHM #BlackHistoryMonth Black journos: go.bsky.app/QvS5FNb Black scientists: go.bsky.app/Ao3Qt9a Black academics: go.bsky.app/RyKSzcb Black democracy experts: go.bsky.app/6WTBzhX Black in tech: go.bsky.app/2RAbS3g

tertiumquid.substack.com/p/january-2025

Go home, AI. You're ridiculous. #AIfail #fitnessfail #AI

The Elders Women Variety Pack ✨ I’ve updated the pack to include 130 really cool and diverse women who’ve been here since the start of Bluesky. Big & small accounts, funny, informative, journalists, and artists, these women come from all around the world with a variety of interests and professions

Trampled by the "circle back in January" stampede. Dang. #lifeofaPM #meetinghostage #newyearvibes

Pro Tip: If your holiday cookies are getting stale, put a piece of bread in the container with them and they'll be soft and fresh again. #cookies

January

Still in! #Whammeggedon

Pro Tip: Go ahead and hide presents in the dryer. Nobody's looking there! #Xmas #gifts #presents #Christmashacks

Pro Tip: Write the gift tag before you wrap the present. #memoryfail #Xmas #presents #wrappinghack

Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

It's my favorite time of the year, when meetings start falling off the calendar like leaves from trees... #meetinghostage #lifeofaPM

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

Listening to my Black country playlist while I bake so I stay strong against #Whammeggedon.

Kash Patel apparently runs a "America First" clothing line. "Tired of seeing your money go overseas?" reads a product page. "Support your fellow Americans by purchasing a Protect Our People t-shirt." Shirt appears to be made on Next Level blanks ... which are made in Central America and Haiti.

My dog: It is way too cold to go for a walk! 35 degrees! Also my dog: Oh, look! Sunshine!

Flock of Seagulls playing at AUS. How fun is that, ya'll?