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Home late. But all the kitties need to be fed early. Over at mom’s, the Blondies were so excited for breakfast. Blondie 2 got down to the business of eating, while Blondie 1 couldn’t stop trying to get Red Boy to look at her. She’s such a flirt.

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Just subscribed to the print edition of bluesky. Soon I’ll be receiving all the month’s posts in a handsome leather-bound tome

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BRB, Elon Musk is coming over with his chainsaw to open my bottle of Tylenol

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He said he would be a dictator for one day. What he didn't tell you is that it's one Venus day, not one Earth day.

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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

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Last night I attended the Save Our Services rally in New York City. Listen to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) fighting for people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” @aoc.bsky.social

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I’m pretty sure the sensor-activated paper towel dispenser was invented by someone who had never had wet hands in their entire life

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somebody somewhere ;-)

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Trump just fired the planet Pluto. Everyone is afraid to tell him Pluto was already fired.

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Once you've dated someone for a year or so the free trial is over and it's time to introduce paid features. Welcome to boyfriend premium

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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I watch captions on all shows! Grew up with a HoH parent

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Why would I spend $15 to go out and have Thai food when I can buy the ingredients for $30 and cook it myself and ruin it

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Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

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taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

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My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

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New Executive Order no longer allows the FBI to do community outreach

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DOGE is like "save money on groceries by not eating for a week." /s

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I love her.

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Kamala Harris went to see "Gypsy" on Broadway and receives a standing ovation. (Feb 16, 2025) x.com/kamala_thing...

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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

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Revealed: The Unspoken Truth Behind the Democratic Defeat — Why 'Woke' Lost Us the White House FREE Article www.jackhopkinsnow.com

submitted 6 days ago • 202 comments

Baby Foxes 🦊

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Mission impossible.. 🐕

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That only makes it more of a challenge.

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Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.   In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.  Let's steal those ideas.

submitted 25 days ago • 424 comments

Damning.

submitted 24 days ago • 691 comments

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

submitted 24 days ago • 197 comments

“I want more babies in America” ok well I want a soft pretzel with dippy cheese, a vacation, a million dollars, a McDonald’s Diet Coke, a duvet cover that doesn’t get messed up every time I look at it wrong, and a horror novel that actually makes me feel something in my cold, desensitized heart

submitted 27 days ago • 76 comments

👇🏻👇🏻

submitted 28 days ago • 411 comments

It's so embarrassing to read a book. You should already know the information that's in there

submitted 29 days ago • 72 comments

The only thing cuter than a capybara is a baby capybara

submitted 29 days ago • 234 comments

Let me explain to you how business works. One day your kids sit down for dinner and you give them just water. "Isn't there anything else?" they ask. Of course, you say, if you'd like to subscribe to Dinner Premium

submitted 29 days ago • 34 comments

Red squirrel foraging in the snow 📹 dots_foto

submitted 29 days ago • 238 comments

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

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