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Lover of all things maple.
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We are proud to announce our new trade slogan:
1st place: Bring America Eggs Again!
2nd place: Cartons instead of Cartels.
We love our friends on the southern border who have an addiction problem that Canadians can fix for cheap.
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And, we love you, too.
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We love our southern neighbors. Though, there may be some Canuck-style tough love ahead.
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On a call earlier with Donald Trump today, he affirmed to me that Canada is vital to American success and he apologized to all Canadians for confusing us with Candida which is not vital to American success.
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In my call to President Trump, he agreed that his tariffs are worse than poutine served on maple ice cream.
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I am thrilled that President Trump has retreated from tariffs and understands that America is greater with Canada by its side. I have sent a Saskatoon Berry Pie to the White House to acknowledge our mutual bond.
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In my conversation with him today, I am happy to announce that President Trump has agreed to our demands that he declare today - Throwback Thursday. According to the well-respected Wall Street Journal, Flip-Flop tariff diplomacy is well-regarded as an effective negotiation tool.
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I am thrilled that President Trump has retreated from tariffs and understands that America is greater with Canada by its side. I have sent a Saskatoon Berry Pie to the White House to acknowledge our mutual bond.
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Normal and nice is just a few miles away - Your friends, Canada.