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ponycarl.bsky.social
I am a real boy.
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You All, Everybody
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Look, I think you’re a genuinely good dude at your core. But we have enabled a small group of people to accumulate millions more times the resources they need to make it through life while simultaneously relying on them to survive. And too many of your peers have lost their basic humanity.
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Hey dude - your billionaire is showing.
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I wonder if USCP are about to get efficiencies over this?
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You should find the retired ex-pat who fell asleep with it set to loop and send them a muffin basket.
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Maybe it’s time that the left stop cannibalizing itself?
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Be a real shame if someone left him unattended in a hot tub.
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If you have to signal ‘alpha male’ you most certainly know you are not one.
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He’s just afraid that if he doesn’t resign his Tesla will FSD itself into a pond.
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You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody OK?’ And you see these incredible-looking women, and so I sort of get away with things.” Trump 10:13-15
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No men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it. … ‘Is everyone OK?’
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I didn’t expect him to declare himself king this quickly. Watch him fire Vance and appoint Don Jr. as VP.
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Someone told Trump that if he cut the funding for Alzheimer’s research he can never be diagnosed with it.
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I hope you get time to care for yourself. You make not get the sickness but you’re still handling poison.
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The funny part is that one needs basic compassion toward other humans to be able to apologize.
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Deposition of any proteinaceous material on a Tesla product is now a federal crime (with a specific exception for Elon Musk’s semen).
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“Woman, you must stay suffering because I have stocks in the healthcare sector.” Then he put his hands on her, and held her down until quarterly dividends were paid. Vance 13:10-13
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Don’t we have 60ish years of clinical data already?
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Those who can’t do teach others to not do.
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I read it in Macho Man’s voice and it was ok.
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Jesus winced and refused to touch the man. “You are gross looking,” he said. “Get out of my golf club!” And immediately the leprosy left him at the mercy of United Healthcare. Vance 5:12-13
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yay!
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WWII was a vaccine against fascism in the US. We just might get the whole disease this time.
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If this means anything - l I clicked on the link because I have as much trust in you as I can any stranger on the internet and wanted to see your content. I'm terrified to click on anything on Twitter.
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IDK what you're on about but that's probably why you're the tech journalist and not me.