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pooh.on.computer
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bro there is still time to delete this

Cost disease & Creative destruction Nom nom nom

SawStart xkcd.com/3067

The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits. This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.

Chuck is the fall guy, as planned...

Arlington National Cemetery has scrubbed information about prominent Black, Hispanic and female service members and topics such as the Civil War from its website, part of an effort across the Defense Department to remove all references to diversity, equity and inclusion from its online presence.

Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage

can’t believe I voted for the leopards sparkling my compliance in advance if it champagne from I am not going to survive another month of these posts

Really bracing to see this in my timeline alongside the news that Chuck Schumer plans to vote to surrender control of federal spending to Donald Trump and Elon Musk because otherwise there'd be a government shutdown

SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis. ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.

honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster

Poop water? @SCOTUS

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

As my old man always says "Why do people keep saying 'there are no dumb question'... There are DEFINITELY dumb questions"

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

Why does he look like that?

I am going to take over the USA

"while scrolling on TikTok, she found out he was headed to Guantánamo."

I'm going to start pronouncing "paper" how its spelled

Oh bother