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bahahahahahahahaha

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Convinced Musk is so far gone at this point that if he did sober up, he'd have no recollection of the last 3 years and be shocked to discover that he owns Twitter

submitted 6 days ago • 56 comments

costco birds living exclusively off pizza and hot dogs will have some interesting ornithological consequences in a few hundred years

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

submitted 659 days ago • 35 comments

Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems

submitted 23 days ago • 87 comments

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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

submitted 35 days ago • 28 comments

the lie of leisure

submitted 46 days ago • 26 comments

‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

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Mercury Passing Before the Sun, by Giacomo Balla, 1914, 📸 by @UpSpacely

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

It’s telling that it’s always about making someone else do the hard labor, and never volunteering for it yourself.

submitted 53 days ago • 78 comments

Signs of spring, ranked.

submitted 55 days ago • 42 comments

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of...

submitted 59 days ago • 12 comments

"Pssst." "Shhh!" "Whatcha doing?" "Waiting." "For what?" "A cheetah." "I hear those are beautiful." "They sure are, fast too, now hush." "Can I wait with you?" "Only if you're quiet."

submitted 59 days ago • 8 comments

kids smoking their jazz cigarettes eating their jazz gummies drinking their jazz sparkling waters

submitted 61 days ago • 18 comments

The time has come for this nation to embrace the versatile king of the kitchen, the garbanzo bean

submitted 64 days ago • 27 comments

Lmbo

submitted 65 days ago • 61 comments

Transphobes should be considered pedophiles until proven innocent

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

Sunday: people like me because I rhyme with funday Monday: ok what the actual fuck?

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

So we could lose $200B in tourism, $100B in immigrants paying taxes, $100B in weapons manufacturing, $500B in lost tax revenue from firing IRS employees… is it sinking in yet?

submitted 68 days ago • 1461 comments

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

submitted 74 days ago • 220 comments

chatgpt has fully broken-through to every facet of the corporate environment. I'm spending a not-insignificant amount of my time every week now explaining to people that just because chatgpt told you that something was possible doesn't mean that it a) is or b) even exists

submitted 77 days ago • 296 comments

This is what magic sounds like ✨

submitted 76 days ago • 120 comments

The thing about so-called generative artificial intelligence is, the intelligence isn't artificial. It's real. It's OURS. The techbros stole our intelligence (our data, our thoughts, our stories, our art) and used the software to regurgitate it and spackle it together into digital particleboard.

submitted 76 days ago • 75 comments

Think about how no one under 30 knows what pensions are, it's a totally alien concept. The GOP goal is to make all government services as alien and unfamiliar. Imagine in a decade, trying to explain to a 20 year old what social security, libraries, grad school, the EPA, OSHA, mass vaccination, ADA,

submitted 82 days ago • 13 comments

Sculptors gotta be the horniest people on earth. Looking at a cube of marble and thinking “I have a feeling someone sexy might be hiding in there…”

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

What Limp Bizkit is to rock music Paddy's Day Saturday Parades are to Irish culture.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

i bet an illegal egg tastes amazing

submitted 82 days ago • 29 comments

We’ve always been at war with Canada.

submitted 86 days ago • 115 comments

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️

submitted 88 days ago • 588 comments

scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam

submitted 88 days ago • 263 comments

They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you

submitted 89 days ago • 78 comments

Wolves are loyal. Wolves are loving. Wolves take care of each other. Be like wolves 🐺

submitted 92 days ago • 10 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 92 days ago • 1570 comments

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 103 days ago • 358 comments

Dear manager, below is a list of things done this week. 1. Pizza in the morning 2. Pizza in the evening 3. Pizza at suppertime As you can tell, when pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Manager 1. Swam 2. Ate 3. Made Little Sharks I’m very e-fish-ent. Signed, Barry the Shark - Perfect Engine and Miracle of Evolution.

submitted 102 days ago • 11 comments

Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.

submitted 116 days ago • 90 comments

When someone tells me I should read the books I already have at home first

submitted 115 days ago • 15 comments

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 124 days ago • 178 comments

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

submitted 124 days ago • 191 comments

Trump gutted aviation safety committee days before National Airport crash www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

submitted 126 days ago • 5 comments

Guy who spent the past four years feverishly scanning government websites so he could blame every fire, earthquake, bridge collapse, and hurricane on the closest nearby woman/black person/gay person so he could call them a DEI hire: look now is not the time for blame.

submitted 127 days ago • 21 comments