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25. Any pronouns (you can't fuck this up). Pan, poly, pretty tired. Trash animal (affectionate). Occasionally horny/visceral. Some kink, nsfw πŸ”ž https://productof-mytime.tumblr.com/
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This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

Beloved partner: I know that you're pro-abortion Me:... I love that to you I'm not just pro-choice, I'm actively pro-abortion Them: yeah of course pew pew kill that baby

For pancake day

My crisis management skills:

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Sending nudes to your friends BC they'll think it's hot πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™… Sending nudes to your friends so that when you ascend to godhood, multiple people could identify the hollow shell you leave behind to the police πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

An old doodle #pokemon

See some of you later at Manchester Museum to explore and introduce Queering Ecology and see all the other amazing folks for the Wild takeover πŸπŸ¦‹πŸͺ²

Turns out democracy dies in full daylight too

Puppystyle sex - it's like doggystyle, but she keeps saying 'do you hate me πŸ₯Ί'

Tell me you love trans people more than you hate TERFS. Tell me you love people of color more than you hate racists. Tell me you love marginalized folk more than you hate fash. Tell me you love queer people more than you hate bigots. Quit telling me you're an ally. Show me you're an accomplice.

is that good

reminder that Brianna was killed by people she knew irl from school, and not by people she met online shame on the guardian for putting a spotlight on this angle, while ignoring the institutionalised transphobia that actually killed her

You fill the void in my heart β™₯️

On the other hand, if you think the Bond franchise is a relic of Cold War and imperial chauvinism that should be discontinued despite Craig's late-breaking charm, then betraying him to the bald cartoon supervillain with an underground lair, superyacht, and launch pad is objectively funny.

Your card has been declined. πŸ“Έ auzier25

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Alternatively, if you're going to use AI for a literature review: don't. Not only does using it waste everyone else's time and resources, it defeats the entire purpose of conducting a review.

Oh this is a way better way of putting it:

sorry you missed kitten bedtime that was hours ago. right now is creature time

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this is how i know the CIA is not what it used to be because they killed JFK for less than this.

call me woke or whatever but i think more women should have wives

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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

fuck gendergp now and forever

T-Dicks 101 (1/2) Made for the fantastic @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social who continues to empower folks to educate with sexy comics! Thanks again for this chance!

Actually, my other hand is for doing the sarcastic jerkoff motion at inspirational quotes posted on my coworkers’ cubicles.

If you can reduce a person to a "trans tribunal", you have already won the dehumanising war.

Love this part of my trinket shelves. The Heeler family and their distinguished lizard guest

"Gaza development plan" is such an Orwellian turn of phrase, such an abuse of language to normalize a proposed ethnic cleansing

Maybe being turned into a cat wasn’t so bad

Making lattes with paws is hard but he’s got rent to pay

β€œmen benefit more from polyamory and are tricking their poor girlfriends!” β€œwomen benefit more from polyamory and are manipulating beta male cucks!” I’m going to hold your hand gently when I say this: many polyamorous people are also very very gay

"Kill them with kindness." Wrong. Sauropod attack πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦•

Trump has been elected twice saying the most deranged and politically volatile things. And yet the left in the UK is so afraid of/vocally criticised for saying sensible, good for everyone things. Can’t fathom it. Keep saying out loud what you believe in. It might get you elected.

BREAKING: A Statement calling for Wes Streeting to Resign. Signed by: Rainbow Greens LGBTQIA+ Greens LGBT+ Liberal Democrats Out For Independence Citing recent comments by Wes Streeting on the Bayswater group.

A hostile legal environment that makes trans lives debatable is one we have to refuse. Tolerance of misgendering echoes the legal tolerance afforded to homophobes when they refused to see gay partners or parents as part of a family. Accepting misgendering only serves to institutionalise transphobia.

I love when my datasets keep telling me they're encountering fatal errors just because they were unable to load a SQL table, it's not that serious babygirl