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Texts from my brother-in-law

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Me moments ago: Fachen's gonna be the main character!!!! Me now: oh no Fachen's gonna be the main character

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I got your waste, fraud, and abuse right here

submitted 23 hours ago • 1071 comments

here to celebrate my favorite guys today

submitted 21 hours ago • 13 comments

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

BREAKING: Entire Human Race Flagged By DEI Purge Because of “Homo” in “Homo Sapiens”

submitted 2 days ago • 76 comments

i'm like a truffle hog for these miserable pieces of shit. god they're the worst, all chewy and cloying. and no one bakes them! they appear fully formed in their plastic containers at the grocery store. disgusting morsels. i just ate 3 of them

submitted 2 days ago • 113 comments

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Screw perfume. What I smell like is determined by whatever the asshole in my train car decided to smoke today and nothing else.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

you ever get embarrassed at how much you like your own oc. like yes i'm sorry this is my little guy and i'm talking about him again i know you're all tired of seeing him but i'm not. look at him

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

May you live in uninteresting times. Like, the most super boring, mundane, watching beige-colored paint drying, mind-numbingly average times. Times that imprint no memory, leave no trace. Skull-fuckingly drab and stale, like watching curling. I want the curling of times.

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] i am the horror and i will be persisting

submitted 4 days ago • 38 comments

"Take it from me, little witch. Any soul out there who tries to restrict the things you learn is only doing it to keep you square under their thumb."

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

don't write around tropes. write around what makes your dick hard. i do not believe anyone that says 'there was only one bed' is all it takes to get their dick hard. your dick is hard for other reasons.

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 3 days ago • 1572 comments

A federal judge in Massachusetts today blocked an attempt by the National Institutes of Health to cut some $4 billion annually that goes to universities to cover the cost of supporting research on their campuses.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ahem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

got a new turtleneck, wearing it for the first time today, look like the mom in stranger things s1

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

lol for $20,000/month you could get half a dozen actual PhDs on 24-hour retainer

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

I think the biggest failing of Windows is making the update process so annoying and so disruptive that there is a dangerous amount of people that would rather never get security updates then have to deal with Windows Update

submitted 4 days ago • 122 comments

I'm not great at flowcharts but when you're printing zines on a budget I think we all go through this process.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

feeling like I have to roll for Dante because Jeremy

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Since triscuit is short for electric biscuit, an electric bicycle must be called a tricycle

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

what is pining if not denial persevering

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

I want to draw and also I want to sleep and also I want to do nothing and also Alphyn is very soft and kind and warm and cute

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

stop using chatgpt. i can also use em dashes and lie to you

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

It has come to my attention that some folks still have not seen the term "acoustic bike" (as in, not an ebike) and in case that's you, today is your lucky day

submitted 5 days ago • 77 comments

And to be so very clear, JKR has openly stated that the money she makes from Harry Potter (in all its forms, right now) goes directly to conservative and specifically anti-trans causes. Do not financially engage with Harry Potter. Don't even engage with it for free. It's a Faustian IP, do not.

submitted 8 days ago • 45 comments

Live footage of academia right now

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Az is wonderful they let me just yell about ORV at them even though they haven't read it or anything and somehow they make it so I don't feel anxious or self-conscious about this which is wild so thank you for letting me yell about my new OT3

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

this is pretty critical information that belongs to all of us, and i think the work these folks are doing is extremely important to preserve what we have.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 5 days ago • 336 comments