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Fun fact: the prop hat we used when we shot this in 2017 happened to be an actual Russian military artifact.

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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run

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The state of the union is that the President is spitting in the face of the law. He is letting an unelected billionaire fire cancer researchers and wreck federal agencies like the Social Security Administration at will. I won't be attending tomorrow's Joint Address.

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God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes god super mad.

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I love Baltimore

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to be completely honest, I anticipated a lot more deportations and a lot less HR

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At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.

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BREAKING: Office of Special Counsel Finds Many DOGE Firings Unlawful with Major Implications for the Future of the DOGE Purge and Potential Jeopardy for Those Who Executed DOGE's Orders talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/big-d...

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Government Employees, remember, a perfectly legitimate response to Elon Musk's email is: "Russian Warship, go fuck yourself."

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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

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This is the first part of Character Limit that made me laugh so hard I had to put my phone down

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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

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@brianreal.bsky.social

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Down with DOGE

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You have died of procedural norms.

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Why have we all been trying so hard to come up with a nickname for Elon when "Lex Loser" is right there??

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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. A moistened bint lobbing a scimitar at you does.

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My latest piece at @thenation.com takes issue with the conventional wisdom that the Dems don't know how to fight Musk's GOP brownshirts effectively. They know how. We know this because they've been waging that kind of ruthless fight against the left for 25 years. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

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A series of mistakes by DOGE shows just how arbitrary and destructive this slash-and-burn strategy can get.

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Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.

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Trump has never met a dictator that he didn't admire. that's how you know he's self-consciously lying about Zelenskyy being a dictator.

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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -- Thomas Jefferson

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Trump calls himself “THE KING”

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You know... just saying, she COULD be out there pounding on a podium and pointing out that there is a coup going on. Leading! variety.com/2025/biz/new... But no, she and all of our past Democratic leaders -- Obama, the Clintons -- are keeping their heads down and thinking of their careers.

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We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

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This is a marvelously simple message for the low information

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... into space

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Baltimore forever

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New guidance has been shared with coalition members. If you’re outside the coalition, please download anything you might need. Terminations will escalate this coming week.

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Wait 'til the figure out all the data stored at Census.

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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.

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Whenever any... Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government... to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

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When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

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Baltimore folks, FYI (fuuuuuuuuck):

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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Trump letting everyone know the law doesn't apply to him or his cronies anymore.

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