quantumsimpleton.bsky.social
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Shoulda never learned.
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It's like the 'get in the shower, get out of the shower' paradox. Transitions are hard for our feeble minds.
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Not a baby's arm holding an apple. It was the whole baby.
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Hurt me, Zizek! I can take it!
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Lamb (2021)
(It counts)
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The only way for me to get through the next 4 years is the 'head in the sand approach. It's going well so far, apparently, because I have no idea what this post is about.
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What gave it away? All that stuffing in his pants or the fuckboy side eyes?
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My mom did always used to tell me how hung Santa is. Maybe that's where she left to...
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Oh! In that case, just remove all the boring stuff and you'll easily shed 50k or more
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Guys, you're getting sucked into the culture war again. Say it with me CLASS WAR.
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Remove anything about where a character looks or what they do with their eyes and you'll probably shave off a good 15k easy
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Do you have to watch 1-4 first, or can I jump in?
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Yikes
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My favorite part about bein a feminist is when a lady gets mad at me for objectifying her.
I get to sit her down and explain to her in great detail what feminism really means. I call it feminist-splaining.
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Can confirm. My uncle Larry actually ate several police man's dinners in the 90s.
Its a loophole they use. Usually, before they get busy with your unmentionables, it's rude if you don't at least buy dinner first. This way they can skip a sit down meal and go straight to bangin'
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From water and dirt,
Came together to make me.
Hi, my name is Mud.
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Basic grammar and eloquently written responses aren't just for robots. Humans can do it, too!
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Some people take it personally when they stick it out to read something and there's no payoff. At least they're feeding the interaction algorithm.
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Bro just wing it and let the nerds argue about the details on reddit
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Is this statement for righties or lefties only?
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I use a mouthwash. Not sure why the government thinks it should be in my body 24/7...
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PROMOTING SA?? Have we come full circle again since the moms-against-satan trials in the 80s?
I'm not familiar with what's on Netflix but my gut is telling me they probably don't have movies promiting SA.
AND if they did, movies don't cause violence. Violent people are violent.
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I hate it when they ignore the best performances by actors and eventually hand them an Oscar many years later as more of a lifetime achievement.
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This is actually a common theory in psychology. Saying you'll do something satisfies the same impulse in the brain as doing it. Saying you'll do it dulls the urges and wanting to do something by tricking your brain into thinking you've already done it. Interesting!