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I missed it! Can I sound off about that?!
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Paul, big oversight on the list.
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I think about the noise he made St. Vincent make regularly.
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Am I weird because I want to see the color of the pee on week 3? It probably looks like espresso at that point.
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You should have had one for your role in Evil Dead Rise!
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Oh man, do I have a treat for you. There's an episode of the Chris Gethard show where there's Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, and a dumpster. Chris lost control of the show in about 30 seconds. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwi_...
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Chris Gethard could have warned them about how this will turn out.
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You're getting ratioed because you're a nazi apologist. I hope that helps!
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This is the saddest, simpiest account I've ever seen about an overpromised, underdelivered, shitty build quality car.
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That's not how melatonin works, ya young whipper snapper!
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Nah, the car is for the melatonin you take on the way home so you can get a good night's sleep.
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I think Ryan is entranced by @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social's succulent aroma in this photo.
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Put some respect on his name: Hot Soccermom
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I had no interest in this movie until right now.
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There's no way an AI written set of bullet points would ever come up with trying to make out with your mom. Paul defies the algorithm.
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An unlikely friendship that leads to you both learning more about yourselves than you did about the other person?
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Super psyched to see Paul F Tompkins reskeet Paul F Tompkins. Paul F Tompkins has been putting out Paul F Tompkins reskeet quality posts for quite some time now.
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This is pure gold. I keep walking around my place and laughing like an idiot every time I think about it.
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Bless their heart! Bless their heart!
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You're just trying to push socialized time keeping. Go to England and look at Big Ben, commie.
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My first thought was "Now I know what Randy looks like!"
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More venues than cities show Paul is really a comedian of the people. He knows some people just can't go to the Chuckle Bucket in St. Paul anymore. The Chuckle Bucket knows why.
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What if you name a tie after them? That's pretty low effort!
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I didn't get a chance to watch it and I'm kinda glad now. He's the original and I loved his videos. Seeing garbage would have been hard. You watch Dreading? They're the next best in my experience.
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I'm cut in half pretty bad!
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Appropriate name for a space with so many bag holders.
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If anyone gives you problems about this tweet just delay, deny, and defend.
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Mustard on the beak...
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Aaaaaand it's gone.
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Mr. F. Tompkins you did the right thing by not complaining but that is the only thing weirder than a ghost stromboli.
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Wait, you mean like a side order of toast and the inexplicably mayoed it?!