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pftompkins.bsky.social • 87 days ago

Fuck this

Reposted from Brendel

If you get over 1000 likes on a Bluesky post Paul should have to send you a Christmas card

Comments

fawndolyn.bsky.social•86 days ago

Wow! Can I just ask for a card? Doesn’t even have to be Christmas. It can be Chanukah, or Hogswatch, or business…

marcothemaker.bsky.social•86 days ago

Can I ask for a macaroni art Christmas Card?

obliviousrex.bsky.social•87 days ago

Please? I will never get there, but that would be something really cool to shoot for.

steamboatwilly.bsky.social•87 days ago

Do I want @pftompkins.bsky.social to have my address though?

paulandstorm.bsky.social•86 days ago

[P] Word.

itsnotbread.bsky.social•87 days ago

Why do you hate Christmas? 😒

saveourfarms.bsky.social•86 days ago

Honest assessment of your appearance on YKS?

pftompkins.bsky.social•86 days ago

Cannot parse

saveourfarms.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ha. You did a podcast with Mike and JF of Your Kickstarter Sucks a while back, watched a terrible horror movie. They nabbed a major celeb, but I was looking for the inside scoop of what it was like to work with these cool dudes.

pftompkins.bsky.social•86 days ago

So nothing to do with the post you replied to, right

saveourfarms.bsky.social•86 days ago

Right, i suppose not, but I didn’t expect a reply. And thanks! And I’m sorry!

pftompkins.bsky.social•86 days ago

Love you

pftompkins.bsky.social•86 days ago

In any event it was a lot of fun and those guys are great

naverick.bsky.social•86 days ago

Let him speak!

crabitha.slutmo.de•87 days ago

dillo.media•87 days ago

I'll send u one what's ur address

dildo-baggins.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is the moment before the second commercial break of the Hallmark movie that will inevitably be made about this exchange

jayeryane.bsky.social•87 days ago

You don’t have to hand write them

fragboner.bsky.social•86 days ago

iamstilljustabill.bsky.social•87 days ago

I’m never going to have 1000 followers

respecttherules.bsky.social•87 days ago

Sir! I would enjoy a Christmas card!!!

podcasttenp.bsky.social•86 days ago

send me a Christmas card that says "Fuck This" on it! Yeah!

podcasttenp.bsky.social•86 days ago

I mean if I ever get that many likes.

deuter0n.bsky.social•87 days ago

if we get this post with 1,000 likes, Paul has to send himself a Christmas card

scottjeaton.bsky.social•87 days ago

Gives ppl like me something to aspire to. How rude?!

hardlyme.bsky.social•87 days ago

Bah humbug

godom.bsky.social•87 days ago

Nah man. Rulez iz rulez

sonofisaac.bsky.social•87 days ago

Paul I need you to tell me to go to hell!!

randygrey.bsky.social•86 days ago

What if you're just a big fan of Paul F. Tompkins whole deal? Is that worth anything?

ktompkinsii.bsky.social•87 days ago

what if you have the same last name

pftompkins.bsky.social•87 days ago

Hey man what’s up

ktompkinsii.bsky.social•87 days ago

my cholesterol

tagibby.bsky.social•87 days ago

Are people named Tompkins just naturally funny? 😂

ktompkinsii.bsky.social•87 days ago

I hope so, though I did just eat taco bell so it's a statement of fact!

rileyj.me•86 days ago

I’m afraid you now have to send yourself a Christmas card. Those are the rules.

zachbalkcom.bsky.social•86 days ago

Fuck you!

brendelbored.bsky.social•87 days ago

I get two if it’s over 1500 likes, that’s right…it’s not even 2000

dangyd.bsky.social•87 days ago

that's like two for the price of 1 1/2

man2quilla.bsky.social•87 days ago

Same

boardgamesandbooze.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sorry, Paul. Thems the rules. I will take one with a generous amount of cash. Thank you. Happy holidays!

hil1bil1y.bsky.social•86 days ago

mitanotec.bsky.social•87 days ago

Does this negative reaction mean it’s true??? Gotta up my game.

cameronsuey.com•87 days ago

I was kind of hoping for a “go to hell” card but this is almost as good, thank you so much, seasons greasons!

angeloinsandiego.bsky.social•87 days ago

A Lauren’s childhood neighbor style xmas card. #PissPig

m00psy.bsky.social•86 days ago

what is this, a paul f. tompkins/paul frazee crossover episode?

leavittalone.bsky.social•87 days ago

Pay up Paul

micrograham.bsky.social•87 days ago

Please don’t joke about cards from Paul this Christmas

hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social•87 days ago

So, does that mean I can’t get a Xmas card from you?

jortsthecat.bsky.social•86 days ago

Paul this would mean you owe me like a million cards. But you don’t even know my address so you can just let it go

quashua.bsky.social•86 days ago

😂

logannickyscards.bsky.social•87 days ago

Upvoting this post so Paul has to send himself a Christmas card.

videogamedrome.bsky.social•87 days ago

It's too bad Canada Post is on strike.

nuggsb.bsky.social•86 days ago

"Go to Hell." I tried to explain this to my wife and she DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK.

pftompkins.bsky.social•86 days ago

You must leave her

nuggsb.bsky.social•86 days ago

I hope this gets 1000 likes so you have to send us a card because of THIS LAW and then she'll understand why we will not actually have to go to hell this Christmas. We will also not make fun of iRobot. I-Robot? I, Robot? That's an ambiguous title. #pleasedontjokeaboutirobotthischristmas