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Cameralero since '88. Occasional grave digger. Carries the camera like a grudge. I do the don'ts, don't the do's. Tanked for Sam. Adorable yet ill-adored.
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looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

This amounts to the most significant data leak in cyber history. Private individuals in the data business now have access to your Social Security information. This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...

The Cars started off their debut album with 3 stone-cold classic hits still on the radio today: "Just What I Needed" "My Best Friend's Girl" "Good Times Roll" When people say there's no good music anymore, this is what they mean.

Uecker is dead. No tribute can do him justice. He lived a long life, and was himself to the end. He went like I think he wished to go; quietly, without distraction to the team. But I want to offer some thoughts in what is a very upsetting time for many people.

Filipino fast food chain Jollibee was seen serving free food to people that have been affected by the LA wildfires. Love this.

I’m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even I’m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS

The Tulsa Race Massacre was not committed by an uncontrolled mob but was the result of “a coordinated, military-style attack” by white citizens, the Justice Department said in a report. It was the first time the U.S. government has given an official account of the 1921 massacre of Black residents.

This year should improve with the introduction of ancient ice horrors

Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯

I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"

A friend just sent this and I’m dying. 😂

Parents’ impulse to be constantly documenting their kids’ lives via phone camera is understandable. But in doing so, Russell Shaw writes, people risk missing out on the truly important moments: theatln.tc/uKpK0Q1J

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

OMG, she was almost about to toss out some old chocolate chips that she found in the back of the pantry, because they apparently looked dried out and stale. I tested them and they seemed totally fine. Imagine if she wanted to get rid of everything just because it looked old and stale. 🤔😥

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

The NBA doesn't have a 3 pt shot problem. 3's have skyrocketed this yr because it's the most protected shot. Inside the 3 line, there can be all kinds of contact. Outside the 3 line, you can't even be in the "landing zone", and most guys just fly by to contest. Of course there are more 3s

This sums it up, yes.

Me facing 2025

OH MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL

I can’t believe this was ten years ago

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"5 elves and 5 more elves" is this year's "large boulder the size of a small boulder" and "30-50 feral hogs," please update your records

Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it

I finally found the clip of Diana Ross performing "Love Hangover" on The Muppet Show in 1980. The Muppet Show. We used to be a proper nation.

At this very late time in my life, I just watched a clip of Ethel Merman (singing with Gordon MacRae on some variety show or other) and realized that, objectively speaking, she's terrifying.

I learned this week that Ian Fleming wrote the book Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang while recuperating from a heart attack. Come to think of it, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang could easily be the name of a Bond girl.

The other swans aren't gonna believe this

important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi

Perfection.

life hack: many of your favorite christmas songs can become anytime songs if you simply swap out the name “santa claus” for “robocop”

Nothing more needs to be said.

Tonight this man convinced me that he had not had dinner. He gave me giant googly starving eyes as he drooled into his bowl. Now he is sleeping off his double dinner with his stomach so large he can’t even lie on it. Strong contender for a daytime Emmy here.

SORRY HELEN OUR HANDBELL CHOIR CHRISTMAS CONCERT WILL NOT INCLUDE THE JARDIANCE SONG

Saw this guy, running down the street wearing a cape I yelled out, “are you Superman?” And he yelled back, “no, I just didn’t pay for my haircut”

My manifesto would be really long. Not because of philosophical complexity or having lots of important things to say but because of an extremely long list of grievances. “part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”

The Cybertruck is basically just failure and self-loathing in a tin can.