recluse2567.bsky.social
Retired misanthropic expat in no need of validation. I'm too old for this shit. I have a good, loving wife and a good, loving dog so I'm doing just fine.
I'm just a troll whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
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I never knew that "amid" meant the act of creating. I learn something new everyday from the NYT.
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Also post your results over at the bad place to see if it triggers the residents of MAGAworld.
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Putin right now: ROFL
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He needs a chainsaw to sever his relationships with all his baby mamas.
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It should be. It is privately owned (Alibaba) and based out of Hong Kong.
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LEAVITT: It's a clever question. I'm not a clever person.
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We might just need an ad campaign to fix this obvious drug problem.
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"Somebody to Blame" is a great classic rock song by Queen.
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I just get the negative side effect of nausea.
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Any word on JD?
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How cute. The kid looks just like a tiny Elon.
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Maybe those teachers would be better off in OK.
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There are many bioterrorists among them.
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Did you make the mistake of putting all of your eggs in one basket?
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Bless her heart. She thought tourists were classified as immigrants.
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Melania
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This is your brain on drugs. (saves advertising dollars)
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Just an innocent form of self love.
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Wow. That's me exactly when I look at Mitch McConnell.
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He signed an EO so I guess it's now settled Law, yeah?
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"For Putin, the cold war and its goals never ended: to subvert Nato, to split the US and Europe, and subdue eastern Europe,” said former Russian foreign minister Andrei Kozyrev. - FT
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May I buy you a beer?
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"For Putin, the cold war and its goals never ended: to subvert Nato, to split the US and Europe, and subdue eastern Europe,” said former Russian foreign minister Andrei Kozyrev. - FT
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Please keep showing him each day how "dumb" you are. ❤️
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I see dead people collecting Social Security and driving Cadillacs.
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I'm too sexy for my cult, too sexy for my cult.
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I asked Grok how to make a quick perfect omelet and was told that first you have to crash a few planes.
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Pistols at dawn, slap fight, or Twitter War? I'm only interested in the first two options.
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I will pray for you. /s
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You're just playing the odds.
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May I suggest an audience participation item?
* How did you get forked this week?
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My way is easier. Don't get stinking rich.
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Have you received a sextortion email related to this incident?
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"Without Pennies, What Becomes of Penny Loafers?" Anton Chigurh
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I'm not versed in legal procedure but if I were the judge, I would require Bove to appear at the hearing wearing a monacle.
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Or turn on FOX so that you want to be alone
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It makes some sense when you realize Trump actually wants a weak dollar but Bessent can't say that
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Lie louder, bigger, and more frequently. Why change the playbook?
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It's due to the beginning of the DOGE Coup epidemic.
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I'm sure Kyle Bass has the answer.
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Trump: "Reciprocal tariffs, that's two words. Reciprocal makes the tariffs fair." The man is a friggin genius.
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We are all either billionaires or watermelons.
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Good. A slot is now open for Kevin Sorbo.
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Pete's the expert here but isn't Happy Hour all about value shots?
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Didn't you vote for him, Mitch? Didn't he promise tariffs during his campaign, Mitch? Can you just gfy, Mitch?
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You've clearly quoted him out of context without allowing him to complete his brilliant weave.
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Can he be sent to Gitmo for his tattoos?
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Better plan to use plastic eggs for Easter.