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submitted 3 days ago • 380 comments

yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

submitted 3 days ago • 840 comments

Spoiler: It is absolutely market manipulation

submitted 4 days ago • 567 comments

my offer to america: we bring woke back

submitted 6 days ago • 316 comments

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

submitted 6 days ago • 448 comments

there are trans working class people dude

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

all of this fanfare is going to look very foolish when Joel Farabee scores 896 goals next season

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

we need to get back to open hand slapping stupid, dangerous, disingenuous men in public

submitted 8 days ago • 38 comments

fuck you make me

submitted 10 days ago • 45 comments

don’t tell the phillies that it’s transphobic to lose the home opener on trans day of visibility or some of them might do it on purpose

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I know it’s obvious and everyone has pointed this out but the richest man in the world is giving out million dollar checks to buy an election and also going “watch out: there’s a rich guy trying to influence this election!”

submitted 14 days ago • 71 comments

Seriously: arrest him. The governor should have state police arrest him and charge him with election fraud. Then immediately hold a press conference explaining you arrested someone for committing election fraud and will continue to do so. Just fucking arrest him already. You can actually do this

submitted 16 days ago • 146 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 55 comments

i need to go to bed soon but i can't stop thinking about garlic bread

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

the Eagles threw a 46-yard touchdown pass on 1st and 10 to make it 34-0 in the third quarter of the Super Bowl

submitted 22 days ago • 12 comments

way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox

submitted 23 days ago • 309 comments

the silicon valley ai worshipping cult stuff is so incredibly strange i'm not even sure how to approach commenting on it

submitted 23 days ago • 346 comments

my favorite tripping hazard

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I like how he implies that previously people only liked Tesla because they were programmed to

submitted 24 days ago • 753 comments

I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.

submitted 24 days ago • 976 comments

everyone knows this is bullshit right? this isn't the actual park service and these people are not park service workers. does everyone know this?

submitted 25 days ago • 93 comments

stop using AI to generate boston tesla party images and just do it

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

submitted 27 days ago • 537 comments

just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.

submitted 41 days ago • 106 comments

This is going to be a bloodbath.

submitted 33 days ago • 22 comments

dinner so cheesy it summoned The Beast

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

"How about you shut up and demand the release of 10,000+ Palestinian prisoners, including children, held without charges? Or does your outrage only work one way? Justice isn’t selective. 🇵🇸"

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I've long said that if I could go the rest of my life without ever having to mention or write about trans issues, I would be beyond happy. And I am trans.

submitted 37 days ago • 22 comments

orcas discovered bbqs

submitted 36 days ago • 10 comments

Secession. What they're describing is secession. www.wired.com/story/startu...

submitted 36 days ago • 1137 comments

Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire

submitted 37 days ago • 1012 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 923 comments

God forbid a woman have hobbies

submitted 45 days ago • 289 comments

This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0

submitted 46 days ago • 4366 comments

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

submitted 45 days ago • 251 comments

"hey so we fired the people who do maybe the hardest single job in modern civilization and absolutely cannot be replaced because there are never ever enough of them is there some way we can just string an LLM together to compensate"

submitted 45 days ago • 41 comments

KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

submitted 45 days ago • 773 comments

spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live

submitted 46 days ago • 72 comments

a big sandwich might be life changing

submitted 47 days ago • 77 comments

jalen hurts still squats 600 lbs and the eagles offensive line is still a brick shithouse. if you ban the tush push they’re just gonna come up with a dumber and more infuriating way to pick up a yard every time.

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 49 days ago • 68 comments

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

submitted 49 days ago • 213 comments

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

submitted 48 days ago • 86 comments

absolutely dying at the report that when the Eagles were asked whether they’d accept an invite to the Trump White House to honor their Super Bowl victory, the answer was a "massive no.” death to fascism, go Birds 🦅

submitted 49 days ago • 32 comments