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submitted 7 hours ago • 119 comments

Hey just want to say that sometimes what the user does or doesn’t do IS the security vulnerability. People making software can do a lot to try and prevent that from happening but negligence or misunderstanding can never be solved with technology.

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This singular paw sticking out from under the duvet was all I saw of the dog for most of today. Temperature regulation is key.

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you guys. young people have bank accounts. wtf do you think their venmo is connected to? they don’t have checkbooks and it’s all digital, but…you know that younger adults are normal humans, right? like, they go to school and their jobs and the store and mcdonald’s. they participate in the economy!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I made a playlist of old punk and proto punk tunes I’m calling “Bratty” because I think that’s the energy I need and Charli doesn’t hit the way “Pills” by the New York Dolls does.

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literally every day is going to provide more evidence that the "let's provide some votes for the least bad trump nominees out of respect for the presidency" was a boneheaded strategy. any idiot could have told senate democrats that any vote for any of these people was going to make them look bad.

submitted 3 days ago • 241 comments

logged in to LinkedIn and someone messaged me the nuclear codes

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Signal HQ today

submitted 3 days ago • 46 comments

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will stop paywalling articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 9 days ago • 1711 comments

rfk jr's attitude toward anyone or thing that gets sick is "if he dies, he dies."

submitted 9 days ago • 839 comments

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

submitted 11 days ago • 59 comments

Trump pledged to bring down grocery prices on Day 1. It’s now Day 56 and grocery prices have gone up not down.

submitted 11 days ago • 108 comments

Muppets singing “Danny Boy” is one of our finest St. Patrick’s Day traditions ☘️

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I really don’t understand why people keep posting screenshots of what’s being said on X. Wanting to distance myself from what was happening there is the reason I’m here. Can we not?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The end of the Red Line.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I found the book angle on much of my discontent with my elected officials, and I went off. lithub.com/shilling-boo...

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.

submitted 14 days ago • 308 comments

I was such a snob in my 20s that I boldly declared that I never needed to hear a Ramones song again and let me tell you. The conditions of life in 2025 have made “I Wanna Be Sedated” the most relevant song one can listen to imo. Yes, please sedate me, I beg you.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr is blaming a dead child for not exercising more

submitted 17 days ago • 174 comments

one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult

submitted 16 days ago • 1565 comments

a very good morning to everyone illegally colluding to not buy a Tesla

submitted 16 days ago • 46 comments

I feel bad for the band Tesla

submitted 16 days ago • 121 comments

From Krugman: The Economic Excuse Industry is Booming paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-econom...

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

My Favorite Film Genres 5. gettin’ the gang back together for one last hurrah 4. Palace intrigue of the highest order 3. Everyone loses, no one wins 2. Vast satanic or supernatural conspiracy touching all corners of a setting, bonus points for a research montage 1. Good for Her™️

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Man, shut up with this nonsense. They sell bigotry. What needs are the Tate Brothers and Rogan meeting for young men. List them. Say exactly what they are. What do they say to young men, because I’ve watched those shows and it’s not secret what is appealing about that. Say it.

submitted 19 days ago • 42 comments

Ernest Hemingway wrote this in 1935…

submitted 20 days ago • 84 comments

It’s very funny to me that my brain is always worried I’m going to start gambling the moment the train announces that smoking eating and gambling are prohibited on CTA vehicles.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure

submitted 22 days ago • 92 comments

[watching anything David Lynch made] this is awesome this is how I feel inside

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

democrats all had 4.5 GPAs and took briefcases to class but we really need some bathroom smoker energy rn

submitted 22 days ago • 38 comments

so true, milt and edie’s dry cleaners of Burbank, California

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submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Exactly this. There are lots and lots of people in our country who have never done anything mildly political before this moment. If we want them to stay engaged we have to meet them where they are. You were a baby activist at one time, too. Don’t forget that.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

did you know? an early prototype of Microsoft Teams was tested on live human subjects during Project MKUltra

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Also would this be beholden to the additional aluminum and steel tariffs that no one can seem to explain? I think anyone drinking Bud Light on a regular basis is gonna notice if a six pack goes up 25-30%…

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

lady they are turning off your constituents' electricity

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

also the 90s and early 00s were kind of the last time we didn’t live in the social media/smart phone panapticon. Your parents didn’t know where you were and no one could film your rebellion to ruin your life.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

real Versailles hours up in this bitch

submitted 24 days ago • 34 comments

At least the lady who thought Trump would make IVF free didn't do politics for a living

submitted 25 days ago • 26 comments

It’s really funny of them to mark Amazon’s buyout of James Bond by doing an in memoriam for the franchise.

submitted 25 days ago • 15 comments

This James Bond medley is a hard hang. #oscars

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The liberal pro-natalists always do this: a long-winded protest at how very legitimate they find women’s aspiration to be valued above breeding stock, followed by a pivot to a scolding moral judgement of women’s choices.

submitted 25 days ago • 78 comments