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sorry but the bar is incredibly high if you want me to believe that someone other than Tesla is to blame for a Tesla product spontaneously igniting

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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

you: all ai is bad me: now hold on, playa

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i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

[just watched severance] seth milchick I will kill you.

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All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs

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you can really tell who’s never worked in the service industry based on who romanticizes the concept of the Small Business lol

submitted 4 days ago • 155 comments

me: does it smell like updog in here? hospice nurse: sighs and looks at watch

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

I do feel bad for the lady who thought Trump would make IVF free and then got fired from her public sector job, but since political correctness is now dead, I'm also allowed to say I think she's dumb as bricks.

submitted 5 days ago • 83 comments

"Run government like a business" was always funny to anybody who's ever worked for a business, rather than just owned one. Whole country has to swap half-shifts with Stoner Larry whenever we need four hours off to go to the doctor

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ME: There’s no use in getting worked up about every individual, atomic thing. You need to take the long view and not get overwhelmed— THE NEWS: The guy in charge of diseases just passed a law saying everybody needs to get more diseases.

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Darkly funny that vaccines have worked so well for so long that folks have straight forgotten what it means to catch a real disease that could kill you instead of mildly inconvenience you.

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It's embarrassing, destructive, and looks like shit: AI-generated art is the perfect aesthetic form for the far right argues @garethwatkins.bsky.social newsocialist.org.uk/transmission...

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You really have no idea where this corporate press release will end up, I encourage you to read the whole thing www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

submitted 8 days ago • 360 comments

This is so cool. I love living like this. I think we should run the country like a lonely and confused 74yo's Facebook feed—same concerns, same level of attention to detail, same approach to problem-solving.

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

The people’s menu

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

I complain about self checkout. A lot.

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hey quick question!! Can anyone else see this? Is this real? Am I having an episode? Is this occurring? Am I dead? Am I dead and this is hell?

submitted 10 days ago • 67 comments

This sucks so much

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Need to bonk myself on the head and wake up in the timeline where Harris won the election and both Wemby and Pop are healthy and part of a Spurs team with 40 wins bsky.app/profile/sham...

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This makes me sad. Favorite coach of all time (in any sport) and it's not even close

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I can’t conceive of an NBA without Pop as a central figure. If he isn’t the greatest coach in league history, he’s definitely the most fascinating one, and probably the best human being

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This is one of those things that’s going to be followed up with a news story involving the words “tragedy” and “parents file lawsuit”

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

we need a new slur to describe the bizarre combination of traits exhibited by elon musk. traditional insults are simply not enough

submitted 10 days ago • 217 comments

Really enjoying the stories about congressmen getting yelled at about DOGE shit in their town halls. Not because I feel like it's necessarily going to move things in the right direction in the next election cycle or two, really. I just like stories about congressmen getting yelled at I think.

submitted 10 days ago • 122 comments

It’s the illegal parking jackpot: A Cybertruck, idling with nobody inside, in front of a fire hydrant, with a paper license plate that expired 10 days ago.

submitted 11 days ago • 53 comments

How it started. How it’s going

submitted 11 days ago • 267 comments

This picture made me give up drugs, and I don’t mean drug drugs I mean like coffee and a glass of wine with dinner. I’m now wearing a Mitt Romney sweater.

submitted 12 days ago • 22 comments

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

submitted 12 days ago • 47 comments

I look forward to the day when a Democratic president posts “Half of this country is too stupid to breathe, and business owners can eat my ass” and the Times covers it with this kind of equanimity

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

Come ON

submitted 13 days ago • 169 comments

Man is going to charge you $100 to save you a nickel. And saving that nickel is also going to end up costing you $5000 at some point down the line. But it's nothing new, that's always been the definition of conservative economics, he just thinks it's groundbreaking because he's a dunce.

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Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

submitted 13 days ago • 305 comments

We are leaving "short rib burgers" or "pastrami burgers" or "pulled pork burgers" behind in 2024. It's putting a hat on a hat. The only meat that should be topping a burger answers to the name of Bacon. Anything else...not merely decadence, but futility...

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If your Ho be Dale, good might prevail; But if your Ho be James, ugh that's a shame.

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Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

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Oddly enough the misunderstanding of efficiency is utterly baked into our political culture. The main descriptor of legislation that gets circulated is the “price tag” alone. At micro level I have to read uni proposals to terminate academic programs presented in terms of cost savings only.

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It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 15 days ago • 465 comments

Made a video to celebrate spacex taking over air traffic control, please enjoy

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So Elon definitely just went to Trump and was like, “I’ll use computers to make the government good” and Trump thought “Sure, NERDS = COMPUTERS” and went back to imagining staging an all-white cast of Cats at the Kennedy Center

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cool

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