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Yeah I fuck with DEI The Dreamcast Excellence Initiative

Wi-Fi names in our neighborhood: Winner: FKNaziScum Honorable Mentions: Magichorse Horsemagic (Would love to know if these are related) Borgqueen PrincessProblems NefariousCreatures And my personal fave: WHEREARETHETURTLES It's the all-caps that sells it.

This means Vine is coming back, right?

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…

they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

I miss tik tok already😪😪

Look out and smell the damn roses

Sky is orange y’all look

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

Y’all the sky is orange

Me

Y’all wanna see my do a cartwheel 🤸

Hello I’d like to talk about your investment portfolio

My pretty pink ps5 controller came down with a bad case of stick drift SO I treated myself to a new controller. Meet the chroma indigo, it is LOVELY 😍

I just spent 10 minutes troubleshooting audio issues on my pc not realizing I just didn't have my heaphones on

Hi I’m Jazz & I like: ✨Final Fantasy 🤍Baldur’s Gate 3 ✨Life Is Strange 🤍Cyberpunk ✨Dragon Age 🤍Bioshock ✨TLOU 🤍Yakuza ✨The Witcher 🤍Dragon Quest ✨BloodBorne 🤍Persona ✨Visions Of Mana 🤍Cat Quest ✨Kingdom Hearts 🤍Star Ocean ✨The Wolf Among Us 🤍Fable ✨God of War 🤍Ghost of Tsushima ✨Mass Effect

"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"

Pus pus eat em up pus pus eat em up

nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.

Me with Hogwarts legacy

Could tonight be the night?

Facts

All that’s gonna be left on X is bots talking to each other 😂🤣

Wicked or gladiator

My account has gained 50,000 followers in the past five days and I’m having a heckuva time follerin’ everybody back. Like this post and that will help me make sure you get a foller!

I dfw you bitches like Elmo don’t fw Rocco. Take that in

Bluesky has officially hit #1 on the App Store charts for Free Apps in both the UK and US.

It was nice knowing you all.

I am on a call where someone is sharing their mac screen and out of habit I keep trying to empty their trash

this definitely gives off old twitter vibes, i fw it tho😵‍💫

Lots of new migrations here from That Other App, and let me say: It's so much more enjoyable over here.

Yeah same 😂

I love watching black friday lie sales go up in real time b/c I've had this part for my PC open in a tab and now it says it's "on sale" but the price is the same as it was yesterday and they're claiming it was higher before.

90 days ago Bluesky had 6.18M users 30 days ago Bluesky had 10.85M users Tomorrow Bluesky will have 15M users This is absolutely wild, thanks for believing in us y'all

I’m happy to see a chronological timeline.