Wi-Fi names in our neighborhood:
Winner: FKNaziScum
Honorable Mentions:
Magichorse
Horsemagic
(Would love to know if these are related)
Borgqueen
PrincessProblems
NefariousCreatures
And my personal fave:
WHEREARETHETURTLES
It's the all-caps that sells it.
Winner: FKNaziScum
Honorable Mentions:
Magichorse
Horsemagic
(Would love to know if these are related)
Borgqueen
PrincessProblems
NefariousCreatures
And my personal fave:
WHEREARETHETURTLES
It's the all-caps that sells it.
Comments
So far my most favorite has been: FUCKTRUMP
My landlord has "neighbour 9" since he lives ontop of the street on a hill.
Not that one but the other one
&
Mom pick this one
😂
I'd like to add some of my favorites I've seen:
Bill Wi the Science Fi
Surveillance van
I have also personally done Suppressing Wifi
Which is only identifiable/funny if you watch Bob's Burgers.
I changed my network's name to "CIA Counterintelligence" and behold, the "van" disappeared within a day!
NOT MOSSAD
NOT FBI
Weefeezee
JermamsPad
PowerStrip
BeaverOakPalace
DaSkoonk
Getoffmywifi
Iamachildofgod
Asseater3000
Fuckdapolice
CLEANYOURDOGSPOOP
Icanhearyouthinking
Networkunavailable
Connectionunavailable
Tphookup
Lesbeans
Burritobandits
Is the password heebie-jeebies or Slartibartfast?
It burns when I pee!😆😆
Leonardo DiPuprio
Inkredible_edibles
And
I Wi-Fi'd her up
So mine is: "That's not Your Bike".
And wouldn’t you love to know.
Nicol
Bolas
But there are so many bangers in these comments 🤣
They moved away about a month later 😂
Also fknaziscum!
100% That Bitch and Her Network 🤌🏼
Fa MuLAN
In the past, I've had:
One Ping Only
FBI Restricted
NachoWifi
Merkin
PrettyFlyForAWiFi
SeriesOfTunnels
WuTangLAN
I had to google Yeezy and thought someone did them a huge favor.
CuntConnections
I thought someone had lost little pet turtles. I've never seen that episode (and have only seen a couple episodes overall) of the Office.
We need them to get rid of the bad guys!
I want to yell out to my neighborhood "My names not Ryan!!"
hide yo kids hide yo wifi
Trumps a loser
On our Wi-Fi
WinonaRouter
WeCanHearYouHavingSex
I so badly want to know the backstory…
Oh, how funny.
HANDOVERTHETURTLES
Bombadillo
Dora the Internet Explorer
Bill Wi the Science Fi
The Brit Cave
The LAN Before Time
The LAN Before Time 2
Unless you’re talking about Flo and Eddie’s old band.