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FUZZ FOR THE FUZZ GOD RIFFS FOR THE RIFF THRONE I get mad about the state of the world, paint tiny spacemen and make a heavy metal racket in WARPSTORMER.
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Crossing my fingers that all two-and-a-half-thousand people in the Forum last night also saw this patch and thought “I’d better check that band out”

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Went to see Green Lung. Forgot to take any pictures. Had a lovely time. Did an old-man crowd surf. Ridiculous.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Not really sure why it’s seen as a good thing to brook compromise with people whose beliefs you’re diametrically opposed to, tbh. For example, how do you “compromise” on racism? It’s either unacceptable, or it’s not, and you kind of have to pick a lane.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

give me an example of centrists compromising with the left on anything. now talk about purity again.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Imagine if you had ADHD and were turned into a vampire and then had to go around finding people who just took their adderall to feed from just to function.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

This shit’s so weird. Like, who in their right mind is going “I want to sound like 2025 Slash” as opposed to “I want to sound like 1987 Slash”? Just get a Marshall Silver Jube m8.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I see yer man from Killswitch is on the internet getting mad people mistook the new album art for AI and idk, did they perhaps consider not making such an AI-looking album cover?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

These days you can just write an article going “left wing people believe left wing things“ and that’s enough to monster them because the establishment has gone so far right

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

the point should not be to “work with” political opponents. it should be to destroy them as a political force. the right understands very well that politics is about power and who has power, but there are many liberals and lefties who seem to believe that it’s about making friends.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

"Sure, fascists are throwing Naxi salutes during their Day 1 speeches at CPAC, but sometimes 19 year-old Gender Studies majors at Oberlin College are a bit preachy about LGBTQ+ rights on social media, so aren't both sides actually the same?"

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Me in 2025: finding common ground with Reform, campaigning for government-issued Posting Licences. Me in 2030: extraordinarily renditioned to a Ukrainian black site and having my fingernails pulled out for posting pigpoopballs at Nigel Farage.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Luke how did the suffragettes create change? Or the civil rights movement? Or the gay rights movement? Or every revolution in history? Did they all do it by complying with their oppressors' laws?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When I worked in a corner shop I knew the 8-digit Creme Egg bar code number off by heart because of this issue, good to see nothing has improved in 25 years

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Good to see the BBC can't run a functioning news operation but can still pay for this anyway

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A genuine Grant Shapps legacy: a study demonstrating clearly what a ludicrous amount of money it would cost to ‘just get rid of the Tube drivers to stop them striking’.

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If the USA, as an entity, perceived a certain billionaire cunt as any sort of genuine threat to anything it ^actually^ believes to be important (as opposed to what it might publicly claim), he’d already be fucking dead, and the fact he isn’t tells you quite a lot about the USA, as an entity.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Opinion | The last 80 years have brought unprecedented peace and prosperity to the US, Canada, and Western Europe. It's time that we ended it.

submitted 2 days ago • 53 comments

Wow, huge news that people who think things could improve for the better recognise the way things were as being shitty.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I was asked for a Warhammer “hot take” and I duly complied. What once used to get you told to fuck off for being “cheesy” or a powergamer” is like 95% of the conversation surrounding the game(s) now.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Returning to my GP after three rounds of Matt Forde and an intensive group therapy regime of Jon Richardson still has me wanting to kill myself - the doctor calls me a difficult patient and diagnoses me as “Terminally Chucklefucked”. I am given my 15th CBT workbook and a crylaugh emoji sticker set.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

All of these things have been warned about for years, and all have been credulously embraced by liberal centrists who saw them as an opportunity for either self enrichment or to use as proxies to attack the left. And now, here we are.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I was like “oh shit it’s Felix LaPoubelle” and then I looked him up on Wikipedia and had a great time.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

They screwed this all up.

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments