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And now when the crime rate goes up bc people can't feed their families, that'll justify an increased response from law enforcement, which in turn feeds the system to protect the upper class and further oppress the workers.

i was going to make a joke that losing the wisconsin supreme court race was part of elon musks plan but then i decided to check his posts and he already said that

you will never actually "understand how oligarchs think" until you recognize that they very sincerely believe 99% of humans are NPCs and can't comprehend why the NPCs keep resisting the player character's commands, they do not have thoughts more complex than "I pushed button and nothing happen"

Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf. Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.

You’re laughing. Elon Musk is in bed, furiously typing and deleting tweets while drinking his 13th Diet Coke and avoiding paying child support, and you’re laughing

Wisconsin voters after being exposed to Elon Musk for more than 5 minutes

So, we all know he's definitely having a panic attack and ugly crying right now, ya? Like, he's probably sobbing and wheezing into a paper bag and his little assistants keep having to get him new paper bags because he keeps moistening them with his tears (and his strange constantly clammy hands)

Looking forward to the crazytimeshitshow lawsuits he files and/or funds against the Wisconsin Secretary of State

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Can we please remember that John Adams literally represented the Redcoats who did the Boston Massacre. Like, if you’re going to wave the goddamn flag and say that lawyers ought not to represent clients you disagree with or who are allegedly guilty, then you’re just confused about American lawyers.

*sending a pediatric brain surgeon to a military prison in El Salvador without a trial* Maybe now college kids will think twice before making fun of my tax policies

We are rapidly heading to “The Supreme Court has made its decision, now let them enforce it” 2.0, and Dem leadership is not fucking prepared. This is what happens when you put your faiths in institutions and treat documents as sacred texts.

Look at some point our governors are gonna have to come to the realization that the Fed gov't is done and you need to figure out a way to help your constituents and stop handing money to the government that they later will straight up steal and give you nothing in return or worse.

An absolutely blatant way of saying: “we’re above the law.” It’s basically: “let’s end the rule of law.”

The cynical rebuttal is that Columbia expelled students protesting Nazis as WW2 was starting, and that barely makes a dent today outside of a few tweets reminding people of this fact. Anyway, fuck Columbia’s leadership.

concerned people want obama to speak up because he's the only former american executive office holder that every normal person does not despise and in fact would be energized by, and it's really funny that the counterargument is that it's unfair to ask him to do emotional labor by adulting

The Tulsa Massacre; The Bonus Army; The MOVE Bombing - this country has fallen apart repeatedly and the failure to teach this history in primary education plays a huge part in this unwillingness to believe imho

My God, just scrolling through Bluesky after being gone for a bit, and the relief I have in not seeing any centrist Democrat dick-riding posts about Abundance here is just 🥲

16 democrats voted for this guy www.senate.gov/legislative/...

I think sarcasm around Elon’s Nazism should stop now. Jokes about the autism bullshit, any sort of validation of his sidestepping of the question, all of it should be replaced by a very cold, sober, direct confrontation with the richest man on Earth and advisor to the president being a Nazi.

"we're fucked" and "i can help"

The Nazi salute is not a symptom of autism. I'm trying not to curse, but I hate this cunt

Rick Caruso will likely start calling to recall Karen Bass. If he does that, PLEASE know that he hired private fire fighters to protect JUST HIS PROPERTIES AND HIS FRIENDS. If he did this during a tragedy like this, HE WILL ABSOLUTELY PRIVATIZE PUBLIC SERVICES JUST FOR THE WEALTHY.

It’s funny how long I used to pretend like I hated LA and wasn’t an LA person considering how long I thought Sylvanian Families must have been created by an Armenian family

Prosecutor: You stage that perp walk of Luigi? Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Prosecutor: what

"Terrorism" is a socially constructed term. If Luigi murdered a homeless Black man, the US would call him a hero. If he killed poor/sick Americans every day via insurance policy, they'd say "what about his family?" What’s happening is disgusting & anyone with a brain sees right through it

Omg it's true

This guy got caught in 2020 basically being on board with Trump’s efforts (before the now infamous coup attempt) to rig an election his people knew he was losing, and Biden just let him sit there for four years. Epic.

“My wife offered to pay out of pocket (by clearing out what little we had in our savings). The doctor explained that they also could not accept cash payments as our insurance company had a provision restricting cash payments when they were our insurer.”

Bruce McGill goes so hard in this immaculate scene from The Insider that he busted his stitches from a surgery six weeks prior to shooting

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

“47% of voters thought Harris was ‘too liberal’ so we have to inject more Hitler partials into the Dem Party” is the ultimate stupid person’s idea of doing politics. Just mindblowingly shallow and blinkered.

This is either an unprecedented lack of client control or a truly evil level of “let’s see what this thinskin dipshit will pay us for.”

Warning: Niche Music Skeet. Listening to the Arcane Season 2 soundtrack, and boyo does it veer between French baroque (Tous Les Matins Du Monde if you want to be really niche) and the weird (like Geoff Barrow’s Annihilation soundtrack)

A good time to point out that the Dept of Justice policy of not indicting sitting presidents is not in the Constitution anywhere. Search for those words and you will not find it. Nor obviously will you find any words saying former presidents are immune. It's all extra-constitutional.

Put all of this on a t-shirt.

It is so funny to me to see people saying this over there. How will you ever know how LoliCrusader1488 feels if you don't stay on the web site he likes?

A Stanford student got in a car accident that killed two people and was charged with crimes. After the victims' families wrote to Stanford about it, saying he should be disciplined, he sued them and tried to use the suit to silence their advocacy. Yesterday he lost. This is the story.

Carol Moseley Braun was the first Black woman elected to the Senate in 1993. Jesse Helms once followed her into the Senate elevator singing "Dixie." He told fellow Senator Orrin Hatch, "I'm going to sing Dixie until she cries." Thinking about that today. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...