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Folks—I have exciting news coming soon!

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Am I the only one getting the Meta AI ads? These are the dumbest things I’ve seen (Ironically used word recognition for that last sentence) Who needs talking points for Moby Dick??? “Can we talk revenge?” Sure, you idiot!!!

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I’m looking forward to pulling up my sleeves, putting my elbows on my knees, and telling my kids “rap with me…” whenever we’re hashing out pre-teen/teenage problems I’m sure that will go over well

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THIS is the guy running our health department?!?!?!? Dear god—he looks like Frankenstein’s monster

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Poison arrow tree slowly dying because it’s being poisoned…the irony

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Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "hey, asshole." They'll all turn and look.

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My wife’s takeaway from the Masters: men created a whole sport so they can walk around talking about lawncare

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My MIL just opened the back door to let the dog out and told her “be careful”

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When I was in 9th grade the coach told me my sweater made me look gay. I replied that was good, as I was trying to get his wife to leave me alone. And that's the real reason why I failed gym.

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When you go to the noose store they don't let you try them on. "nice try buddy, buy something or get out"

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I’ve gotta say this…it was a bad time for me to get into trying different kinds of hot Italian peppers…you know, trade war and all

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So something I learned today is that the fruit orange predated the color orange so I guess people just thought it was a fucked up red or something whenever they saw it, stupid stupid people of history

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CEOs who were pro-Trump 4 months ago

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6 months from now (Extreme RFK Jr voice): “look look Soylent Green isn’t people. It’s all natural, antibiotic free clean food. And I’m not taking anymore questions about the whereabouts of those illegals that were disappeared…”

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I’m going to come out and say it—I’m glad Trump has taken a strong stand against those penguins from Madagascar! It’s a tariff takedown!!! 🇺🇸👊🚀

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31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

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It’s funny that a certain someone is so for eugenics and selective breeding, which I’m sure involves sterilization, and HE’S the one that should be sterilized

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My dog’s instagram profile was just invited to an NSC group chat…should we accept???

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You really have to have a certain face to be a doctor on a procedural

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You don’t see anvils falling from the sky like you used to, huh?

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My wife has my teeth, my brother’s teeth, my daughter’s teeth, and that homeless guy who mysteriously disappeared’s teeth It’s nice that she has hobbies

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Apropos of nothing, I’m watching Inglorious Basterds tonight

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That Ides of March thing sounds pretty good right about now

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First day back at work after vacation…

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The moment the news breaks will be so cathartic

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Big win this weekend—I played LCD Soundsystem for the girls. My oldest was bobbing her head and stopped for a second to ask “what is this?”

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NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

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The people who are cheering “America First” and pushing away our allies are going to be the biggest babies when someone’s rude to them in a foreign country on their summer vacation this year

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