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Lil Nas X's career went flop after his native medium, Twitter, also went to shit and I don't think that's a coincidence

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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 14 hours ago • 678 comments

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

submitted 1 day ago • 506 comments

Things I did not have on my 2025 bingo card: ✅ American pope ✅ Drunk Fox News host interim U.S. Attorney ✅Conspiracy theory podcaster FBI Director ✅Drunk Fox News host Defense Secretary ✅Madman and his hackers with full access to our data—including Social Security numbers Add yours…

submitted 3 days ago • 651 comments

The day he dies is going to be the most annoying day in internet history, the waves of celebration and pearl-clutching scolding for the celebration will come seconds apart. NOTHING in the last 30 years compares, EVERYONE will feel the need to weigh in, in the worst way possible. Everyone.

submitted 2 days ago • 311 comments

So instead of trade deals he’s just going to publicly negotiate with himself until he walks back the tariffs? We get a couple of months of supply chain shock and nothing to show for it besides damaged relationships across the world.

submitted 2 days ago • 945 comments

It may have taken 500 years, but the prods finally realise they could do with a head

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

my PTSD flashbacks are getting bad again they do not look like people expect (via media misrepresentations of PTSD), and this is dangerous for me and others suffering with PTSD so this is an informal thread attempt to explain the interior experience of having flashbacks for those who don't know 🧵

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

So over for you hoes

submitted 3 days ago • 58 comments

Seeing the worst pretend Catholics melt down over this is just beautiful.

submitted 3 days ago • 75 comments

Genuinely has anyone ever been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

submitted 3 days ago • 259 comments

MAGA's brains are so broken. they speed ran the normal Pope conspiracies, and made the quantum leap to "the Pope is worse than woke, he's trans!" in less than 12 hours.

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Leah is absolutely fcukin right

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

We're gonna wake up one day soon to a Morgan Wallen X Jessie Murph collaboration and it's gonna be... just... the WORST thing...

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

i have chosen the pope that was in the conclave and which you were probably saving for an italian forgive me he was chicagoan da pope go cubs

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

This day keeps getting better.

submitted 3 days ago • 1640 comments

God, what have you done? You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE And you preach at the Vat Oh Papa, I'm just having fun On the balcony in my mitre It's where I belong down at the WOKE MARXIST POPE I'm gonna keep on preaching at the WOKE MARXIST POPE

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

submitted 3 days ago • 287 comments

holy shit miracles do happen

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

popium

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

The right is starting to meltdown that the new pope has been vocally critical of Trump.

submitted 3 days ago • 99 comments

probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle

submitted 3 days ago • 119 comments

I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

submitted 3 days ago • 363 comments

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

submitted 3 days ago • 693 comments

FWIW I overheard an FBI agent at the federal courthouse talking about how none of them in the Tampa office have time to investigate actual crimes anymore because they've all been put on welfare check duty on kids whose parents were deported.

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Spring Again. 🌺

submitted 4 days ago • 74 comments

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

submitted 4 days ago • 640 comments

Breaking News: The Trump administration is planning to send a group of migrants to Libya, in a sharp escalation of its deportation program.

submitted 5 days ago • 185 comments

can we admit how many of us are just genuinely not doing well given the circumstances

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think anybody could predict for where this ad goes

submitted 5 days ago • 409 comments

Maddening how 2025 is mirroring 2022 in all the worst ways—i.e. Pop scene absolutely barren but even at this point in 2022 we already had Bad Bunny and Harry Styles opening the floodgates. How is “Luther” still #1 while the only new hit with any traction is fucking “Ordinary”

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ukranian-russian war with no end in sight. israel is colonizing and genociding palestine. ICE is at war with people living in the united states. now, india and pakistan are going to war with eachother. donald trump is the dove candidate

submitted 5 days ago • 42 comments

Even if you accept Stephen Miller’s (textually, historically, and morally indefensible) claim that undocumented immigrants are not entitled to due process, you’d still need due process to ensure that the individuals at issue are, in fact, undocumented. His argument fails even on its own terms.

submitted 6 days ago • 839 comments

Rap Icon Lauryn Hill for the 2025 #MetGala #fashionsky

submitted 6 days ago • 276 comments

25% tariff on a whiskey drink 37% tariff on a Vodka drink 85% tariff on a Lager drink 110% tariff on a cider drink 132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times 138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

submitted 6 days ago • 136 comments

“Meet and greet with your potential constituents? Whatever you say, little girl. Me I prefer ADULT POLITICS”

submitted 5 days ago • 56 comments