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i wanna go outside with overear headphones. does anyone know any good ones that aren’t like 500 dollars

submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments

My hobby is blackout poetry

submitted 26 days ago • 28 comments

A fighting game tournament but instead of good players it's just people like me who don't understand the game and just button mash. On screen inputs, live mics. I want to hear someone claim the other is cheating because they accidentally found out how to hadouken.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

marie schrader:

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

submitted 28 days ago • 128 comments

“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

submitted 26 days ago • 3676 comments

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 28 days ago • 335 comments

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

submitted 27 days ago • 2104 comments

Gofundme to pay Elon’s security team to quit

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

I Need companies to bring back calling specific branches I don't need to talk to a bitch in London, I need the guy in the shop 2 towns over to look on the shelf and tell me the condition of the item in front of him

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

talking to lawyers sucks so much bro. like im asking "how's your day" "oh nice" "what've you been up to today?" and their response is that they've gotten three guys off today like these jobs are gay as fuck bro

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I think I've found my type of game

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

the feminine urge to turn into a puppy and do nothing for the rest of my life

submitted 38 days ago • 10 comments

i get what people say, not having a person to randomly dm and talk about anything when thats all you wanna do sucks

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

android gf learning to paint, only able to draw ascii art cause she sees canvases as empty text boxes

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

played on the computer last night. crazy stuff on there

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

vegetation + noise mask

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

had to ask a girl if i was allowed to pee fluff my stupid puppy life

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

awww, you didn’t make it through the movie and just fell asleep on me. look at how peaceful you look snuggled against me, our arms around one another,,, can we stay like this forever

submitted 44 days ago • 16 comments

look at this little guy

submitted 45 days ago • 141 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

The community note 🤌😘

submitted 44 days ago • 2955 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 44 days ago • 5620 comments

i introduce my dog to @willsowo.bsky.social and she immediately gets beat up, not beating the pathetic allegations (also doggy if you see this you’re such a good girl!!! putting willow in her place!!! scratches you behind the ears about it)

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

>older women gets so hard i pass out,,

submitted 44 days ago • 26 comments

I’m the type of loser who’d buy synced fortnite emotes to use with girls I love…..

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

thought too hard about walking and momentarily forget how to walk, please send help

submitted 66 days ago • 9 comments

#memes #meme #instagram #reels #fireworks #firecracker #firecrackers

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

cant believe this is real

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

My least favorite people are the progressives who jump to say “it won’t matter” every time someone makes a suggestion. “They won’t care.” Maybe that’s considered a good contribution to progress where you’re from but I actually think you’re more damaging than anything else.

submitted 70 days ago • 387 comments

I would say that a Dr. Pepper would fix me, but there's nothing to fix right now. I just want a Dr. Pepper.

submitted 70 days ago • 7 comments

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

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submitted 88 days ago • 52 comments

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.

submitted 88 days ago • 866 comments

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

submitted 107 days ago • 130 comments

okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.

submitted 113 days ago • 171 comments

You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.

submitted 121 days ago • 209 comments

one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior

submitted 121 days ago • 522 comments

Played way too much Skyrim yesterday (today?) after the Thanksgiving feast. I think that satisfied the Skyrim itch for a while, gonna probably re-do the Dawn Guard questline before moving on to my next character. Dipped my toes briefly back into Morrowind. I lied to the authorities for a Khajiit.

submitted 123 days ago • 2 comments

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

submitted 123 days ago • 260 comments

Yep, pretty busy day today. 🤑

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

“sing us a song, you’re the piano man” piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well

submitted 123 days ago • 30 comments