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It's worth remembering that this approach has never actually won anything. It's a party that will be accused by default of being Too Extreme on "admitting trans people exist" trying its best to avoid talking about any of that, and then losing. No one giving this advice has ever won for following it.

Perfect framing

Deleting posts bc I’m going to get black bagged by the Feds for them

Springboarding off of @prisonculture.bsky.social from earlier … I am sick as SHIT of anybody who’s got the gall right now to pretend that the question of whether trans people “deserve“ rights is ANY kind of debate. It’s humanity across the board or hit the fucking bricks. Up or down. Stop playing!

If your name is Nick S. you’re going to win a football championship of some kind

When Elon Musk overdoses on Keyamine, it will be one of the top 3 funniest days of all time

FDT

Forced to make a blood orange and pistachio focaccia because the idea popped into my head

He’s the fucking dumbest bitch alive. This motherfucker. I hate him so much

The vandalisms at all the tesla dealerships are the first acts of the revolution

I don’t care that you, a Tesla owner, bought it before you realized Elon was bad. I care because you’re still the worst drivers on earth.

It’d be the all time funniest thing if the person who does it is named Mario

Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

I believe in going full John Wick on whoever killed Zeus the Swan

The purpose of Facebook is to rot the brains of the dumbest people you know and to inform you when someone you know died.

If Tesla's stock drops far enough, the bank loans Elon took out to buy Twitter lose their collateral and get called back immediately. Which is why Elon is panicking, Trump is panicking, and their shadow backers are all panicking.

my political post for today

@schumer.senate.gov let Republicans shut down the government. They already have in every informal aspect, don’t legitimize it or them

Finally can upload this here.

Every day democrats wake up and invent new reasons to hate them

Yeah I want to say the n-word N A T I O N A L I Z E D H E A L T H C A R E #bluesky

When god king dumps him in a very public manner, he will eventually end up in a Saudi suitcase

Hey is it good to have your net worth and all your other companies hedged on overinflated stock that’s in free fall because the entire world hates you

Right wingers have pivoted from “release the Epstein files” to this bc they don’t actually hate pedophilia and know their favorites are in those files

If Spectrum spent money improving their internet instead of sending mailers literally every single day then their internet would be worth buying

I hope there’s just enough of a recession that the investment banker bro that said he voted for trump so he could say the f-slur at work again ends up killing himself

I wish the space ship was his head instead

The actual trajectory of Democratic opposition to Trump since 2016 is that Democrats first engaged in #resistance and cultural progressivism, won the House in 2018, defeated Trump and won a trifecta the year of the George Floyd protests, tacked right under Biden, and lost in 2024.

Another China W

I hate Democrats so fucking much

Reading the news after a long day

Here’s a cybertruck getting booed at Orpheus to brighten your Lundi Gras:

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

free palestine

Writing a self help book called like “bitch drink your water” where I explain how you can learn that everyone else is the problem and you avoiding accountability for the things you do in the name of protecting your peace is good

Reacher has gotta be the funniest show in existence. Entire show about a big guy that extrajudicially murders dozens of people in between scenes where he turns to the camera and says “I am a liberal and in this house we believe in WOMEN’S RIGHTS”

Life has to be confusing for corporations that believe in nothing and only clumsily follow social trends. Seems only yesterday we were doing a meditation seminar on zoom, now we're all learning a new salute