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salem-bowie.bsky.social
I'm 37, gay, and single. I enjoy many types of performing and visual arts, and I love cats. Who wants to live deliciously? Butter and dresses for all.
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Packidge?

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ICE enforcement… by Food Pantry on North Ave and Central Park! Humboldt Park chicago!

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monday better watch out... 🐀

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Are you paying ATTENTION, yet? 👇 Well, are you?!

submitted 42 days ago • 640 comments

Chicagoans and advocates for undocumented immigrants reported at least a half-dozen ICE sightings across the city and suburbs Sunday.

submitted 41 days ago • 5 comments

I feel cute today.

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Fuck it. I want to be a slutty bitch today. Time to put on the mesh tank top.

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No eggs. A 25% tax hike on coffee. HIDE THE TOAST

submitted 42 days ago • 219 comments

A psalm for the current moment. Selah.

submitted 43 days ago • 20 comments

When I’m looking for a snack, sometimes I’ll have a little snack to tide me over

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

One time, an acquaintance asked if I was born again. I said that I still remember the first time, and it was really traumatic. She did not laugh, but she has never spoken about religion since that time. Definitely a win.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

My dad (an abusive asshole otherwise) actually taught me the same, which I'm now grateful for.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

When your Senate Confirmation Hearing centers on how much you drink I am going to say it shoulda been a NO #Hegseth

submitted 43 days ago • 112 comments

The world is collapsing and yet I still worry about tidying up the kitchen all day.

submitted 43 days ago • 50 comments

I hope this finds you.

submitted 43 days ago • 24 comments

I never know if “body count” refers to how many men I’ve slept with, or how many men I’ve killed. Just to be on the safe side, I try to keep them equal

submitted 42 days ago • 88 comments

The more you know 🌈

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

While it won't make eggs cheaper, a trade war with Colombia will also make it hard to afford coffee, so we'll be able to recreate breakfast as a meal from the ground up.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊

submitted 43 days ago • 125 comments

www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles...

submitted 42 days ago • 12 comments

A #sleepysunday for Desperado #cats #catsofbluesky

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

I did my part by buying three cartons of Ben & Jerry's at the bodega.

submitted 42 days ago • 18 comments

Could really go for some sushi or pizza rn, but we have plans.

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I had a piece of cake because I'm an adult and I can but also because eggs are the cost of a four door sedan so.

submitted 42 days ago • 14 comments

It’s so funny to me when people tell me to stop doing or saying something “unless I want to end up on a list” I’m on the lists, babe. If there’s lists…I am on the lists 😂

submitted 42 days ago • 20 comments

Two aliens pretending to be human

submitted 43 days ago • 214 comments

please~

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Is a quesadilla a Mexican grilled cheese sandwich? Discuss.

submitted 42 days ago • 219 comments

You got to know who you are even if you're cocky about it. The KKK used to burn crosses in the back of my mom's family home. White kids used to taunt her by throwing small, dead animals on her. She has the biggest heart I know. I am because she is. So I'm tired but you're not breaking me.

submitted 43 days ago • 28 comments

Spite's a great motivator. I wrote twelve books that way. If you're feeling pissed off at the fuckery afoot? Spite, yo. It'll get you far.

submitted 43 days ago • 134 comments

It disgusts me every time somebody asks me to be civil and calm. To kumbaya with people. When I am being completely rational. I AM being completely calm in the face of ALL my rights and my safety are being threatened

submitted 42 days ago • 19 comments

The packaging on my butter boasts it’s “made to a classic recipe”. Isn’t that basically a given with butter? How else would you make it???

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me with gang

submitted 42 days ago • 14 comments

Good Morning Bluesky Friends 💙

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

I could eat a whole cheesecake.

submitted 42 days ago • 20 comments

Im so glad I had a grandmother who loved me, so I don’t have to attach myself to an older lady on socials just because she speaks softly and makes boiled, smoked carrot sandwiches.

submitted 42 days ago • 27 comments

@climateguyry.bsky.social

submitted 43 days ago • 104 comments

[at an expensive wine tasting] sommelier: this one will have notes of cherry and oak me, under my breath: mm very fergalicious

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

I require pizza to live.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i have broken my family's cycle of child abuse that surely stretches farther back than anyone cared to commemorate. if that is all i amount to then i lived well.

submitted 42 days ago • 32 comments

I’ll always call it Twitter and I’ll always call it the Gulf of Mexico, spare me the cult stupidity. Period.

submitted 42 days ago • 425 comments

Pouring the coffee directly on my brain

submitted 42 days ago • 15 comments

•sarcasm on• I have no idea what this might look like. You? •sarcasm off•

submitted 43 days ago • 269 comments

i have eaten four eggs today, which i guess in these times makes me like a mad, indulgent roman emperor

submitted 43 days ago • 91 comments

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge

submitted 43 days ago • 120 comments

Cats are capable of freakishly silent stealth. Why the fuck can I hear them licking themselves from 10 yards away

submitted 42 days ago • 67 comments

Get in, friends.

submitted 42 days ago • 32 comments