saltyk.bsky.social
Aw, you cared enough to come here? Well go ahead and call me by your pronouns, I promise I won’t bite. Hard.
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Aw, dammit
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The hacker’s finally worked his way around to me. I think I’ll fuck with him a little.
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Especially not on Bwitter
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What did I do last week?
1. Nailed your mom
2. Nailed her again & filmed it.
3. Wiped Boogers on the windshield of one of your shitty cars.
4. Spent time with your kids since you don’t.
5. Took a shit on one of your cars.
Sincerely,
Deez Nuts
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the DUMBEST fucking timeline, my god
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…Was the person who introduced you Clark?
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Really? Because AIUI the KKK garb really does just descend from the whole “Knights” thing, you can look at the Knights of Malta and see clothes that are basically identical.
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Sorry, who said that? The senile orange dumbass who lives and breathes corruption and scum?
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He absolutely tried to have people killed. Prison is appropriate, and he should still be there.
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Unfortunately our opponents are evil and we no longer have a functioning democracy
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….that seems like just ASKING to get your hand taken off.
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Wait, Ryan North? The qwantz.com guy?
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David Shor is absolutely one of those guys, and he DID run the Harris campaign.
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…do you think Yglesias is a Republican?
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The Holodeck, the ultimate VR/HUD combined experience.
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Really, Trek ships are so insanely powerful it’d boggle the mind to think that our modern notions of ground war would be at all relevant. And that’s even without getting into the usual “invasion from the stars is stupid” stuff.
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Hmmm, I gotta wonder whether TT war games really exist in a world where space combat is taught in simulators already, but eh.
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Hell yes, you wouldn’t even have to BE on the Holodeck, just go full Yu-gi-oh with that shit. Of course that’s also purely asking for Star Trek Holoshenanigans to happen, but oh well.
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Just as long as it’s an excuse to get them all in one enclosed space that can be easily set aflame.
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The great democratizing force of free internet porn
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…have you SEEN half the shit the Yglesias contingent has put out since the election? Let alone the bathroom bullshit in the House.
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You know what the Holodeck would actually be great for?
Group gaming. Like, it’s a fucking improv/theatre/LARP INFINITE TOOLBOX.
Let the writers on your crew go wild, and have everybody play it out!
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Well yeah, but in the Federation we’d presumably have the time (and med tech) to get around the things that mostly keep us at home here and now
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That’s because you’re playing a Wizard in 3.x, Deece
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Buttcoin is absolutely gambling, as you well know. The ‘disjoint’ is that Buttcoiners want all the dipshit gamblers putting money in their pockets instead of spending it on easier, sillier shitcoin gambles.
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Seriously though the Stupid Evil Party vs. the Stupid Useless Party is really getting on my fucking nerves.
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It’s pretty damn funny that it ended up making for the single best MCU film in doing so, though.
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They’ve got glowing green death rays and teleportation, too. What’s not to love?
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He’s an empty-headed chud, that’s all.
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This is once again a function of the fact that the show just HATES Spock.
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“You’re just a machine. A tool. Whose tool are you, really?”
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And they’re all worthless idiots rhetorically jerking themselves off. It’s almost as bad as fucking “warriors”.
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I don’t believe a single solitary thing that toilet paper claims.
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Oh, the Pisst
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Beef brisket (stewed in pho broth) buns, apparently
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Weren’t they literally harvesting human blood? Pretty sure space suits can’t protect them from direct consumption lol.
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Maybe you should try writing like someone who isn’t a drunken idiot.
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with a toby fox-animated video sequence
and Megalovania playing
the dude fucking committed to the bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKp...
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Personally, if I ever put anything like this garbage to pen even personally, much less in a professional paper, I would then take the opportunity to shoot myself in the fucking face.
You really should consider it.