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Here is the full email that Musk/OPM is sending to 2 million federal employees.
Subject line: What did you do last week?
Musk claimed on X that failure to reply would be considered a resignation, but that is not mentioned in the email.
Here is the full email that Musk/OPM is sending to 2 million federal employees.
Subject line: What did you do last week?
Musk claimed on X that failure to reply would be considered a resignation, but that is not mentioned in the email.
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No federal employees who provide healthcare should respond to it due to HIPAA.
• I punched a Nazi
• I punched a Nazi
• I punched a Nazi
• I punched a Nazi
• I punched a Nazi
If you have any questions, please come see me.
Best Regards,
[NAME]
2. - Did not fire any essential workers then beg them to return.
3. - Somehow managed to not father yet another child.
4.- Did not produce any vehicles that blew up.
5- Was able to not be a total duck and a complete waste of cell matter and existence.
* You wouldn't understand it and couldn't do it yourself.
* You wouldn't understand it and couldn't do it yourself.
* You wouldn't understand it and couldn't do it yourself.
* You wouldn't understand it and couldn't do it yourself.
That's 5.
2. Discriminated n’ stuff
3. Owned libs 24/7
4. Pew! Pew!
5. Took my cybertruck off road.
6. Did some accounts receivabling
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
2. Accidentally fired the people with the nuclear codes and knowledge.
3. Accidentally fired the people researching the bird flu.
4. Got into a Twitter fight with astronauts.
5. Got high and ran around on stage with a chainsaw.
Will Leon be reading three million emails?
What kind of illegal unethical hijinks is this
Surely this violates OPM policies, and/ or employment law
CC: Stacy (sorry)
• fuck you
• jump off a cliff asshole
• eat a dick
• go fuck yourself
• lick my nuts
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WTAF?
Will 3 suffice? 4?
I guess this is what to expect when the pres. is a ketamine addict.
*Responded to this batshit email
2.- I prevented an alien invasion
3.- I prevented an earthquake from happening
4.- Practiced every sex thing in the Kamasutra with now-no-longer-Virgin Mary
5.- I discovered what dark matter is
Bonus track: I am well on my way to discover what is dark energy
Could think of a response 😏
*Nazi stuff
*Golf
*CPC
*Golf
*Kick puppy
Tell ‘em how hard you worked 🫡
Tesla?
😁
W e
A re
T hen
ketamine freak.
• Take the specifications from customers
• Communicate specifications to software engineers
• I deal with the goddam customers
• I have people skills
• I am good at dealing with people- what is wrong with you people!!
1. Adhered to the terms of my employment contract.
The upcoming ripple effect is going to lead to a recession the likes this country has never seen.
For the record, this would be my prank response to Elon’s email —
Task 1 - ran laundry
Task 2 - played golf with POTIS
Task 3 - created MAGA memes
Task 4 - pondered life on ketamine
Task 5 - remembered to put toilet seat down
These people are scum.
Monday: did my job
Tuesday: did my job
Wednesday: did my job
Thursday: did my job
Friday: did my job
- began picking up sticks that fell in my yard during the last wind storm
- made several meals...
- I picked my nose and wiped it under my desk.
- I spilled salad dressing on my tie and had to rinse it in the washroom.
Duh.
The reply email inbox for “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, non feds, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere w/ their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit
•donated money to some Dems
•re-read The Constitution
•re-read Project 2025
•donated more money to some Dems
Thank you so much.
Tues: ⬆️
Wed : still high on my own supply, I pretended I was ruler of the world
Thu: fought w/ broodmare re: Musky DNA. Refused to acknowledge children.
Fri: cringe posing w/ chainsaw & sunglasses while unable to complete sentence.
Grok?
Republicans need to grow some balls before the country burns down.
2. Snorted Ketamine
3. Threw a steel ball at an unbreakable window and broke it in a live streamed presentation
4. Impregnated a staff member
5. Played Diablo and shared company secrets
How did I go!?!
I did countless status reports in my career, never were they sent anywhere but to my immediate boss.
•Something you wouldn't understand
•Something else you definitely wouldn't understand
•Something else you definitely wouldn't understand & don't have clearance to understand
•Met with my union rep and attorney
•Wrote this fucking email
2. Fuck off
3. Get bent
4. Go back to South Africa
5. Eat a dick
1. Nailed your mom
2. Nailed her again & filmed it.
3. Wiped Boogers on the windshield of one of your shitty cars.
4. Spent time with your kids since you don’t.
5. Took a shit on one of your cars.
Sincerely,
Deez Nuts
2. Had sex with your mother again
3. Your mom called me to have sex again
4. Took your mom out to a nice seafood dinner
5. And never called her again
Now following💙✌️💙
Hence, the prohibition on "links and attachments" that the AI scrapper can't/won't open.
This is the BIGGEST waste of taxpayers' money.
* I did my job on Monday.
* I did my job on Tuesday.
* I did my job on Wednesday.
* I did my job on Thursday.
* I did my job on Friday.
Ask for replies in writing from the President and/or the Attorney General by this executive order (screenshot of relevant part).
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/02/ensuring-accountability-for-all-agencies/
https://bsky.app/profile/esqueer.net/post/3lise6syv3s2x
Monday: I remembered not to go to work as it was a federal holiday
Tuesday: I did my job
Wednesday: I did my job
Thursday: I did my job
Friday: I did my job
1. I woke up
2. I ate
3. I did laundry
4. I cleaned toilets (not golden ones)
5. I went to bed
Dearest Elon,
Here are five things I did last week:
1. Your mom
2. Your mom, again
3. Your mom a third time
4. Again, you mom
5. Went to the doctor to get tested for STDs because of banging your filthy mom.
-eat
-shit
-and
-die
-respectfully
Oh, go on, someone send a link to an ai generated video of someone non white male landing on Mars.
According to WH, Musk is neither.
and apparently an email was sent
the reply address is opm
but do you know who took responsibility for writing the email? is there no job title or person attached to this email?
2 spoke on Fox News
3 traveled to mar-a-largo
4 bought maga merch
5 did absolutely nothing for americans
Just like any good comrade would do for our leader.
F - elon & tRump.
-2or3 meals per day
-3 mile walk per day
-a few hours per day of interaction with others
-sleep, if possible
. Last week,
. I
. did
. my
. job.
“Elon Musk is the sadistic asshole boss that every hardworking American loathes.”
- not
- the
- boss
- of me
Surprised he doesn’t charge federal employees $8 per month to get these messages on X that may result in them being fired.
The driver is not incompetence or malice.
The driver is humiliation - with the desired goal that government officials resign, relaying the indignities they faced in frustration, & expressing helplessness as warning.
What are the unions doing about this?