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samma.bsky.social
30-something dissociation enthusiast and dog mom. Academic research focused on media literacy. Fan of: Pre-2000 anime, Undertale, FromSoft games, rhythm games, all kinds of puzzles. No AI, No NFTs
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What if they made a DLC Nightfarer where they're grafted and their ult is that they get to hold all six of their weapons at the same time?

vibe for the week

Before video games in the 50s if you were an awful American indoor boy you sat 3 inches in front of the TV and watched the same looping footage of cowboys on horseback for 8 hours in a row.

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

"Into the New World", a tribute to the people of South Korea who took to the streets a few months ago (and before). Directed by Nakwon with many other artists. >> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

Time to post it again.

“Bite first, ask questions later.”

May you find your worth in the waking world. #Bloodborne#ブラッドボーン

Seattle friends!!! I got a half-year contract job up there and need a place to live! If you or anyone you know has a spare room I could rent you would be doing me a big solid. Let me know! 💕

LAUNCH IS LIVE! #store the short version: PREORDERS, BEE SKIRTS, CATHEDRAL LEFTOVERS, OH MY! the long version: bsky has a low character limit. sorry US: store.mayakern.com CANADA: www.mayakern.ca UK/EU: www.mayakern.uk

This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection. Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.

No more dark academia set in venerable ivy-covered neoclassical institutions, more dark academia set in state schools featuring the best architecture the 1970s could provide.

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones

them: perpetually sleepy. gargoyle-like posture. three different drinks by your side at all times. unused notebooks. juggling eight different projects at once... I know what you are. me: say it... out loud. them: you're a creative.

Bush II (2001-2009) was, obviously, a disaster and laid the groundwork needed to get where we are today. But Trump II (2025-?) is a whole different animal. His first month he turned off cancer research and made sure more kids get HIV. His only discernible goals are: 1. Cut taxes 2. Kill people

Re LLMs writing term papers: the other day I saw someone say that using LLMs to write is like bringing a forklift to the gym. It's not that the weights need to go up; it's that you need to do the lifting. The doing of the work is the result, not the paper being done or the weights having moved.

forgot I made this lol

building a tiny amphitheatre, tiny chandelier and a phantom of the opera mask small enough to fit a beetle. you have all the context clues you need to ascertain the rest, i will not insult your intelligence by holding your hand through this flight of fancy. father always said you were the strong one

bringing this back around

if you know a lot of stuff i think it is your moral duty to be kind and excited when people learn stuff for the first time. the world is full of stuff we don't know about, don't be mean

I was a competitive fencer for many many years. Lots of tournaments and practices are mixed-gender. If your goal is to only ever fence specifically against opponents who were born with a vagina: 1. You’re weird. That’s weird. It’s a weird way to be.

Please stop making me need to learn new things to get a good grade in being scared

Denny does not know what caused the crater in the back yard. No idea at all. #GreatPyrenees

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

I try to be optimistic, I am always in camp "let people like things," but the public being legitimately excited about the minecraft movie is a real collapse indicator

A Bloodborne spiritual successor being a switch 2 exclusive is the funniest fucking outcome of this presser

Something I miss about forums culture is discussions organized by topic instead of by people. You have to go out and find the fun insane weirdos now. Before, they would walk unhesitatingly into a trap like "Lunch Megathread" and post a picture of a raw chicken thigh on a tortilla with four grapes.

Sen. Cory Booker just entered hour 16 of his marathon magical girl transformation on the Senate floor. He has spent all night slowly spinning around in a field of twinkling stars and striking cool fashion poses. So far he has materialized one long opera glove and a silver tiara with topaz inlay.

new midi skirts in april 🌷 #store

steven universe didn't deserve a fandom that raked it over the coals for perceived moral flaws it deserved ones that could appreciate the depth of pearl's insanely toxic yuri behavior

Target was inspired by Elden Ring’s mushroom crown for this year’s spring collection

HI THERE i'd like to draw your dog or your cat!!! 🐶🐱 PET COMMISSIONS $120 USD ✨ includes 4 silly doodles of your beloved pet referenced from photos you send me on a simple colourful background. examples below! ✨ send references & paypal info to laceybrannen AT gmail . com

Was looking at some cave paintings online and they made my mind reel again. Imagine a person kneeling in firelight, projecting their understanding of a thing onto the rock by placing a visible border around it. How the hell did that come to us, it's an unadulterated miracle

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.