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särˈkastik marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt. Vikings, NFL, DFS, 🇨🇦, 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ supporter. Anti-fascisism and oligarchy. Eat the rich
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Canada has Healthcare Jobs Just saying...

Congresswoman AOC says she’s willing to go into deep red districts and have honest discussions not that fascist republicans have canceled all of their town halls to avoid answering to voters. I love her.

"My name is Frankie and I'm getting arrested today protesting Elon Musk."

“We’re Americans”

𝑱𝒐𝒆𝒚 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 "Mississippi Queen❤️‍🔥 I tend to complicate things for myself😂 hope you guys like it"

Mocking America. The new Canadian pastime. Bring it on. In language they understand. #cdnpoli #peipoli

Canadians aren’t pulling any punches when it comes to recognize that the #ConvictedFelonDonaldTrumpis an enemy of Canada (btw he’s also an enemy of the United States). He is not normal and shouldn’t be treated as normal #CanadaStandsAgainstTrump #ProudBlue #DemVoice1

Boom 💥

Here's my prediction: The actions DOGE is undertaking will start to be felt by the American people in 30-60-90 days. By the time summer comes around, tensions will be high, and it will be a summer of "unrest." Martial law by fall.

watched this like 8 times and laughed harder every time (sound up)

We need more people like Frankie in the world.

Double dare you guys to try us

Me to Americans...

Sounds like Darnold to Seattle is picking up steam

💯🎯

i am begging a single goddamn streaming service to understand that i literally always want "continue watching" to be the top row of choices

Hey Trudeau - I dare you to unban a few guns, set a moratorium until January 6th, 2029. #CanadaSky #BoycottUSA #ElbowsUp

Kill me now

Best Bluesky accounts to follow NFL free agency?

No bourbon lots of Californian wine in the liquor store last night

I would like to point out the obvious. If someone comes here seeking ASYLUM, they are NOT ILLEGALS. There is a legal process for that. AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, THE IMMIGRANT ISNT THE PROBLEM. YOU ARE

I have decided to become as strong and vigorous as Jack Reacher. Yes, it will be a test of my limited physicality, but soon the name John Allison will be synonymous with acts of muscular action heroism rather than "1990s-style" art that vaguely reminds one of K. Beaton or B. Lee O'Malley.

Borderline?

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/08/u... tRump’s public actions during his first six weeks back in office show the simple fact is that he has made few decisions on national security or foreign policy that have not been cheered by the Kremlin. He is, as Hillary said, "Putin's puppet."

Powerful stuff. My favorite PM

Got the building permit for the new house today. Let's fucking go!!!

I just want to grab America by the shoulders and shake it.

Subway is infuriating because like how are you gonna have me tell you step by step how to make my sandwich and still somehow do it wrong

Woah

Terrible week, but nothing s glass of wine and a bowl won't fix for now. Tonight, Violet Flame. VERY good.

If I told my boss when I complete a project, "look there is going to be mistakes and errors some them significant but we will fix them later." I would be out of a job. Its simply not how reality works

When Amazon launched in 1995, there were 5,500 indie bookshops in the U.S., with 7,000 locations. By May of 2023, that number had decreased to 2,185 indies & 2,599 locations. When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️

RFK Jr

I have the worst headache again today

Jesus h christ

I've decided it's basically impossible to convey to my relatives in America just how mad Canada is right now. They have no mental model for it.

In Minnesota, we value the people who care for our veterans, even if DOGE doesn’t. If Trump fired you, come work for the State of Minnesota and help take care of our vets.

If you post a picture of E— M—‘s face, even if it’s to criticize that carbuncle, I’m going to have to unfollow you. Life has become brutal enough, and a man can handle only so much unsightliness in his day.

Amazing thread