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Bunny Manuela and Dorothea CMSN

big pretty dog girl

yo who let these cats enter this beach? commission for @doxxyl.bsky.social and @trashstripes.bsky.social !

Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.

Also, one more thing: if you're not LGBTQ, you don't get a say on who's welcome in our community. Asexual and aromantic people are sexual minorities. They're always welcome in our spaces. Our spaces are their spaces. Mind your own damn business and get a new hobby.

🚨 BREAKING: S&P 500, NASDAQ, AND DOW JONES ALL TURN NEGATIVE, ERASING ALL EARLIER GAINS

Incredible turnout at the #HandsOff rally in Boston

> “go woke, go broke!” > ends woke > broke

god knew that if i had an OUNCE of estrogen in my body id have a FAT ASS with these big ass thighs but noooooo his BUM ASS decided to make me unable to cry and talk to women #ihategodandiwishiwasawoman

just one more recession bro i swear i can stop whenever trust me just let me have one more recession

i would like to alert all my followers to know that this is me thank you for listening

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

boobs

Apple announced $500 billion in investment during Trump's term and its CEO gave $1 million to Trump's inauguration

trans people will be here forever and elon musk will be here for a finite number of hours

Oh also I am done talking about the switch 2. I have boobs to draw

they gave him pants

True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.

As his candidate is defeated in Wisconsin, Elon Musk hasn't posted in 21 minutes. This is the longest he's gone without posting in over three years.

e621 is for degenerate gooners, e926 is for the actual sigmas on this website

youtu.be/If9nplcMd5U this goes so hard

some photos taken on 3ds around my neighborhood. i really love taking pictures with this thing..

strawmanning for the sake of the bit here but it always feels like this

why are all the porn accounts here chronically allergic to just putting 🔞 in their display name like they did on twitter

the framing is so sick in all these oh my god shoutout to the rule of thirds fam

glorp