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schlocktacular.bsky.social
Co-Host of the Found On Shelf podcast
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Miami Connection is an all time banger, if you’re in Portland go by and check it out. You can’t go wrong with Motor Cycle Ninjas

Colbert nails it

Flex Wedlong

Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber

Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened

Go on and call. I’m sure it’s not dangerous at all.

New episode is out today! Rat Scratch Fever with special guest @frightya.bsky.social #FrightClub !! www.foundonshelfpod.com/a-rat-in-the...

Check out interview with @frightya.bsky.social on this week’s episode, as we endure the unending horror of Rat Scratch Fever!

If you enjoyed the DIY spirit of Hundreds of Beavers, watch this movie and be horrified by the DIY spirit of Rat Scratch Fever

We've learned today that Phantasm franchise hero Reggie Bannister has entered hospice care. It's time to rally and show Reggie how much he means to us fans. Here's how to send well wishes and cards of support his way:

all i need to be happy is 2-3x my income and an apartment nearby all of my friends and critical and commercial success and regular dick from an evil elf is that so much to ask

You love to see it

The Vibe in 2025:

he’s listening

Tenebrous Press puts out some of the best horror and weird fiction out there. Grab some of their books today.

And explaining this to my wife was how I found out this album is 20 years old now

TRUMP FOLDS popular.info/p/breaking-n...

Take a break from reality, check out our new episode, out today!!

Usually an ice cream truck is a vehicle of sugary delights. But with Sweet Tooth at the wheel? All bets are off.

every Donald Trump cycle: TRUMP: i'm gonna kill the easter bunny FACT-CHECKER: he has not stated how he is going to kill the easter bunny TRUMP SUPPORTER: i think he means he's going to kill evil bunnies TRUMP: *beheads the easter bunny* NYT: trump redefines relationship between bunny and head

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

chappell talking about trans rights at the #grammys 🫂🏳️‍⚧️

Voyag3r rules, you have to check this out

Soon…

To everyone at The Atlantic, at the New York Times, at the BBC, I hope you're happy. I hope you love the world you've made. I will hate you until my last breath. You are beyond forgiveness. Scum of the earth.

✨WHEEZING✨

SNOWGATORS. Coming to a movie theater near you.

First they came for the...... Well everyone. Like immediately. Fuck. -That Poem or Whatever

Brace, brace, brace... ...for 4 more years of absolute comedy gold.

things i think as we enter another 4 years in the funhouse: 1/ trump doesn't have the horses or the discipline to end democracy and stuff 2/ trump's agenda is going to be very unpopular when it's actually implemented 3/ this is still gonna be a nightmare

Now if only anyone could find some kind of scandalous dirt on Trump

Sun Tzu: when u fight a battle its usually good if u are going to win Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind

Nothing really set the tone for 2025 more than the McElroy’s whiffing the naming of the year so bad they had to come back to the table the next week.

If you had fun with the movie check out our episode next month when talk about it AND interview @frightya.bsky.social #FrightClub #RatScratchFever

I don’t remember Ratatouille ending like this. #FrightClub #RatScratchFever