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Elon Musk Forms Department Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)

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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

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Stand with science. Always.

submitted 9 days ago • 524 comments

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

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GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.

submitted 12 days ago • 131 comments

Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.

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They suck equally hard.

submitted 15 days ago • 1273 comments

Holy shit this cartoon.

submitted 16 days ago • 302 comments

Interesting to see how quickly American foreign policy pivoted from "Get clean drinking water for children without hope" to "Do ethnic cleansing for condos with Mediterranean views."

submitted 18 days ago • 125 comments

If anyone has a source, please let me know and I'll credit.

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

Not for nothing, but announcing that the US is taking over Gaza the same week you’re neutering the FBI’s entire counterterrorism program isn’t that smart from a security perspective.

submitted 19 days ago • 220 comments

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 20 days ago • 200 comments

i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet

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submitted 21 days ago • 112 comments

So unfair, when Canada announces tariffs, it done by a sane, handsome man. America just can't compete with politics that underhanded.

submitted 22 days ago • 185 comments

If you're enraged by showing consideration to those different from you, the problem AIN'T those different from you.

submitted 23 days ago • 8 comments

The biggest difference between the UK and US is that over there Frankie goes to Hollywood, Jennifer Rush and Gabrielle Aplin never charted with 'Power of Love', whereas Huey Lewis and Celine Dion reached number 1. That, and gun control.

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A reminder: the GWBush Admin built a prison at Gitmo not because of its size or facilities, but on the theory that because it was not in the US, US laws would not apply, and because US didn't recognize Cuban sovereignty over it Cuban law didn't either. It's a stateless, lawless zone of impunity.

submitted 25 days ago • 231 comments

Any holiday not about straight white Christian men will be "paused."

submitted 25 days ago • 1058 comments

The quick end to the federal grant freeze is a reminder that nothing Trump does lasts long, as Stormy Daniels has told us

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Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps. The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years. History is repeating. Pay attention.

submitted 31 days ago • 1289 comments

A moving moment.

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Started / Going

submitted 35 days ago • 611 comments

Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids theonion.com/egyptol...

submitted 37 days ago • 58 comments

I think I prefer this to "Gulf of America"

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"Your Majesty, would you like to enjoy a refreshing beverage while you wait for the country you paid for?"

submitted 50 days ago • 161 comments

Happy perihelion! At 13:28 UTC, Earth reached its closest point to the sun in its orbit, a mere 147,104,000 million km distant, about 1.5% closer than average. It's all uphill now until aphelion in July.

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‘Just Take It Slow, And You’ll Be Fine,’ Drunk Driver Assures Self While Speeding Away In Stolen Police Car theonion.com/just-take-it...

submitted 51 days ago • 27 comments

Donald Trump sold bibles. Jimmy Carter followed one. Trump cheated on all his wives. Carter only had one & was faithful. Donald Trump spent his post-presidency selling garbage like gold shoes and trading cards with AI images of himself. Jimmy Carter helped build homes for those without shelter.

submitted 55 days ago • 132 comments

Cthulu LOVES Christmas!

submitted 60 days ago • 35 comments

In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.) The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.

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Imagine Being in a Writers' Room . . . WRITER 1: "How do we make these politicians look evil and heartless?" WRITER 2: "Have then cut fund for kids with cancer?" WRITER 3: "Oh, Jesus. That is so over-the-top. No one is going to buy that."

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"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."

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I predict that Elon Musk will go down in history as America's Least Popular President.

submitted 66 days ago • 41 comments

U.S. Protests Mexi-Canadian Overpass theonion.com/u-s-protests...

submitted 67 days ago • 81 comments

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

submitted 69 days ago • 630 comments

Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills theonion.com/insurance-co...

submitted 71 days ago • 73 comments

NOTE TO MAGA "CHRISTIANS": Jesus never once mentioned homosexuality or abortion. But he did tell you not to judge others, welcome strangers, and give everything you have to the poor.

submitted 73 days ago • 34 comments