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scottishkiwi.bsky.social
Him/He. Human( mostly) ex-cancer haver( sort of , definitely not a survivor just lucky) Not ADHD ( well maybe if you believe those lying doctors, counsellors , family members) One of those lying doctors . Father , husband, adoptive doggie dad. Views owns
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The modern Republican party can accurately be described as a group of child molesters who are stealing from us

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

The amount of billionaires who think they're Julius Caesar when they're actually Marcus Crassus is amazing. Also, they should know to aim to be Augustus, who died in bed and not at the foot of a statue of his biggest enemy after being stabbed by 50+ of his best friends.

submitted 479 days ago • 4 comments

What if instead of a Joe Rogan of the left we had a youtube channel of hot babes in cute outfits telling young men that being right wing is some whiny loser weakling shit and also reviewing movies? See, I also have solutions, not just vague complaints like some people

submitted 6 days ago • 63 comments

Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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it's the Y2K effect: when a huge effort is made to prevent a disaster, and the disaster doesn't happen, most people assume there was nothing to worry about in the first place and it was all needless alarmism

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

I was recently leaked a document that was written by and for think tank and DNC affiliated policy wonks and circulated in private chats. It describes in unsparing terms the threat Curtis Yarvin, Neoreactionary tech founders, and Elon Musk pose to democracy. shatterzone.substack.com/p/democratic...

submitted 16 days ago • 118 comments

Ryan Girdusky to Mehdi Hasan: I HOPE YOUR BEEPER DOESN'T GO OFF

submitted 136 days ago • 203 comments

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me

submitted 141 days ago • 95 comments

Having latter come to the @gamefullyun.bsky.social board game streams, My life’s great hope would be to pay real money to hear @iwriteok.bsky.social explain the whole dune universe. And Tom explain mutant chronicles

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The thing about being a normal person is that you realize there’s a lot of things you could do if you were a little bit smarter and there’s a lot of things you realize you could do if you were a little bit dumber

submitted 161 days ago • 3 comments

Boris Johnson's Unleashed review: 772 witless pages from an angry, thin-skinned man inews.co.uk/culture/unle...

submitted 161 days ago • 49 comments

BREAKING: The Eric Adam’s indictment has leaked and it is absolutely bananas.

submitted 169 days ago • 114 comments

I've been endorsed by 3 out of 4 ninja turtles, the pizza rat and Papa John (not the franchise owner, just a guy who insists I call him that)

submitted 169 days ago • 10 comments

Hey, if somebody tells you they stopped drinking, don’t tell them they should start drinking again. It doesn’t matter why they stopped, just don’t say it. You sound like one of the shittiest one-off characters on Mad Men.

submitted 182 days ago • 25 comments

Barista: hi, welcome to- JD Vance, wincing: ok. Good. I'll have, hm. Whatever's normal. Barista: I don't know that that means Vance: it means I'm not cucked by the mainstream media. Just make me my order. Barista: but I don't know what you want to order? Vance: do you know what a woman is

submitted 202 days ago • 22 comments

"Look, I've gotten off on the wrong foot by bringing up the problem with Irish and Italian ethnic enclaves, but this will help illustrate my point..." [JD Vance reaches into valise for calipers]

submitted 210 days ago • 6 comments

Remember, if you didn’t get the A-level grades you wanted, don’t panic. I got six As yet I’m posting advice to imaginary teenagers on a social media retirement home for geriatric millennials

submitted 211 days ago • 17 comments

The purpose of the postmenopausal female is to stop the rebels in the outer planets, bring Mars to heel and gain control of the protomolecule

submitted 211 days ago • 61 comments

I just consulted on a production of Little Shop & the director said, "I wish you'd been available when we were casting." I was. He'd forgotten I'd applied. Everytime this happens, they cast a dude assuming I can't lift the plant. I've done 7 different productions. I can lift the fucking plant.

submitted 212 days ago • 18 comments

I talked to @shaneburley.bsky.social about why using terms like "ZOG" is an actual fucking problem.

submitted 211 days ago • 7 comments

When I’m sneaking into Whoville to steal Christmas

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If someone makes “tampon Tim: stopping the red wave” t-shirts, that’s probably another million dollars in fundraising for the campaign

submitted 216 days ago • 64 comments

Trump is one presser away from claiming he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

submitted 216 days ago • 8 comments

Memory: when we were teenagers my dad taught a course in England and brought us along (me & my twin brother). Afterwards, we visited dad’s beloved friend Renzo in Italy and at the end of the trip, we got a lift to the airport for the 26 hour flight back to Australia. As we left, Renzo handed us…

submitted 218 days ago • 13 comments

#RiotsUK #BetterTogether

submitted 218 days ago • 24 comments

I’m full of anxiety this week, I need to be taken away by the fae.

submitted 219 days ago • 15 comments

earning some extra credit at the doctor’s by giving them urine samples they didn’t ask for

submitted 221 days ago • 5 comments

In the dictionary under “posting through it” is just a picture of me at breakfast right now, tapping at my phone instead of reading the excellent book on which my hand is resting

submitted 220 days ago • 3 comments

🎵 the cat’s in the cradle & the silver spoon / shut the hell up about pikachu 🎵

submitted 223 days ago • 28 comments

Struggling to find confirmation but if Angela Carini is a police officer it would be “very surprising” that she not used to anyone being able to fight back and comes up with excuses to explain why she avoided doing what she was there to do rather than risk getting hurt.

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments