starbucks barista: order for cathy lou
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
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Sauron, irrittated: I said I have many names, but this is not one of them..
^comedian material [you] right here!!!! 😁
The dreamer sleeps in a great floral print dress!
My name is Shihab 😑
True story.
cthulhu: (cowed but still incensed) cathy lou it is, then.
Nyarlathotep: “Steve”
this is so good
Sweet Cathy Lou, I'm driven mad by you
I knew, Cathy Lou, you'd see the stars
So hello Cathy Lou, goodbye heart.
It gave me such an awful fright
And ooh, I'll be deranged forevermore
Imagine colors out of space
Glistening upon your face
And though I never did meet you before
Sweet Cathy Lou, I'm driven mad by you
I knew, Cathy Lou, you'd see the stars
So hello Cathy Lou, goodbye heart.
Believe me, I just had no choice
Wild horses couldn't make me stay away
I thought about a moonlit night
Arms around you fishy-white
That's all I had to see for me to say
Hello Cathy Lou, goodbye heart
Sweet Cathy Lou, I'm driven mad by you
I knew, Cathy Lou, we'd never part
So hello Cathy Lou, goodbye heart
So hello Cathy Lou, goodbye heart
Yes, hello Cathy Lou, goodbye heart
Please, carry on.
Me : "Sorry?"
Them : "Your name please?"
Me : "Oh... Russell"
Them : "Order for O'Russell"
Them : "What's your name?"
Me : "England"
Them : "No, what's your name?"
Me : "England"
Them : [visibly incensed] "No... WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!"
±H.P. Lovecraft
TIL I am Cthuhlu. Ia!
and my name is John
and it's still often wrong when they call my drink
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so she would make a point of reading those names aloud when she put the coffees out
to force these poor people to come up to, "Butthole?"
cop: what horror?
cthulhu: the cosmic horror
Barista: I just asked what size you wanted.
Barista: Order for....Devon.
Dagon: WHAT?
Barista: And an order for Nyarlathotep.
Dagon: YOU DO YOU NOT SCREW THEIR NAME UP, BUT MESS UP MINE?
Nyarlathotep: I tip REAL good.
*nods*.
Announces to an empty room: "This is the perfect amount of whimsy"
so he would make a point of reading those names aloud when he put the coffees out
to force these poor people to come up to, "Butthole?"
he would wait til they came up and asked about their coffee and then he would say "what name is it under?"