Profile avatar
scrotal-recall.bsky.social
Because the internet sorely needed the opinions of another failed comedian turned communist.
601 posts 442 followers 198 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 32 Comments 16

I hope my algorithm really gets the hint about what kind of shit I DON’T want to see now that I’ve blocked George Takei.

submitted 28 minutes ago • 0 comments

Resistance libs taking the murder is wrong stance on Luigi while championing a genocide and a party that puts up no opposition to the current admin. Great morals dummies.

submitted 10 hours ago • 57 comments

i remember watching the response to the drag bans in 2020-2021ish and realizing the primary reason people were upset wasn’t that it would destroy our lives but that it would make their preferred entertainment more inaccessible

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 7 hours ago • 115 comments

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

OH NEIN, EIN HORIZONTALROTIERENDE DAGWOOD

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Imagine if your name was Cubby Broccoli. "Hello. I'm Cubby Broccoli, the stuffed bear who reminds you to eat your vegetables and also controls Britain's number one violent sex spy!"

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

this is what it looks like when you get to heaven

submitted 20 hours ago • 6 comments

Every headline is like "Trump Appoints The Biggest Piece Of Shit You've Ever Heard Of To Head Up The New Office Of We Hate Trans People Soooo Much" and the first line is something like "Democrats valiantly perform interpretive dance to express displeasure just before confirming."

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

Imagine how many polycules would still be intact if there was a Steven Universe episode about doing the dishes

submitted 23 hours ago • 28 comments

I’m an American. I think Muslims are backwards, blood-thirsty savages who should be eradicated… unless they’re in China, then they are precious victims and we should protect them by launching all our nukes.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

I support Mitch McConnell’s decision to [stares blankly into the void for 90 seconds]

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

The fucking Soviets liberated Auschwitz but 70 years of Cold War anticommunism gives us this bullshit.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite of Weird Al’s more recent parodies is “Foil” because he’s kind of making fun of himself in the first verse, like “oh, I’m taking a popular song and making it about a food thing!” and then the twist comes in the second verse.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

FTP had our monthly meeting yesterday and I am so happy about our current work and what's the come. ALSO, I hope that more progressives and leftists are planning to run for or seek appointment to your local library boards. Seriously get on this.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I made an appointment for car maintenance, and for some reason on the confirmation screen they decided to asterisk out every letter of my name except the first, so it looks like it’s saying “Thanks, Asshole!”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Terrible things keep happening to people I like totally unrelated to the terrible things happening at the national level it’s like nobody can catch any kind of break rn

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

There have been times where a client has told me to let up pressure when I’m really making progress on releasing a knot and I had to stifle the urge to go “Oh, come the fuck ON!!!”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Is the thing from “The Happening” happening but just to American politicians? If so, cool.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Can someone tell me how to better photograph my food so it actually looks as good as it tasted? I made black bean burgers from scratch along with oven-baked fries and I promise it’s more flavorful and interesting than this pic makes them look?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

And there it is. Same holds for activists, writers, "free speech" orgs, arts institutions and everyone else who has been silent for 15 months.

submitted 3 days ago • 61 comments

i love to tie an ox-cart to a post with a knot of such indescribable complexity that only the greatest man destined to rule all of asia could possibly loose it. i sure hope nobody rolls up and does the most obvious thing imaginable to it. i'd feel dumber than hell if that happened

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

submitted 3 days ago • 67 comments

I’d joke about all the babysitters in the area getting work for this but nobody going has full custody of their kids

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

with gil won-ok’s passing, there are only seven living “comfort women” left, survivors of imperial japan’s system of sexual slavery

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

We live on the same fucking planet as elephants and yet we are forced to write emails instead of fucking playing with elephants all day. They bury their dead and visit the graves.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

california unemployment was out of pocket for this one...

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

transgender will never go away

submitted 5 days ago • 146 comments

I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

submitted 5 days ago • 258 comments