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my headmate at the bar : "remember, be nice to girls" me, high on progesterone, overstimulated and seeing a girl who reminds me of my groomer : "uhhhhh... you can rape me if you want..."

It feels good to unmask after work

Big sister who's a ditzy mess, unable to keep track of any of her responsibilities, constantly becoming everyone's problem x little sister who keeps track of her big sis' schedule, making sure she actually gets things done and getting rewarded with plenty of kisses

"Would *I* lie to *you*? Of course I would, silly! I probably already have! But I *definitely* wouldn't do it *again*."

the idea of declassifying UFO files does not interest me at all. UFO stuff regularly gets declassified and it's always "sometimes there's shit in the sky that we don't know what it is. except for when we do know what it is cuz we put it there; for war." great. boring. waste of time

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the fucking vamp forgot to post this commission i got from @/blueparikeet.bsky.social back in august here

Sisters being told there's a special discount at a cafe for couples and they should pretend to be dating x sisters whose acting is a little too convincing

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

In an ideal world we would be a spirit haunting a small soft doll. Not malicious, not even particularly paranormally active, just sort of vibing up on the shelf with the other dolls, plushies & decorative figurines.

ANTIPLUG 2827 WORDS archiveofourown.org/works/62980654

joker miku

cold metal walls

“Stronger footing” you mean feckless resistance theatre

It’s always about each other’s holes, but you are so much more than just. there is so much more between you and another and just the ways we can save ourselves with each other. we are not objects which fill others needs, we are something far deeper

i think women have the right to wear and eat and inject and lift and fuck and surgically alter whatever they want if that makes you mad then you are a fascist

Waiting. ⌚

we need to take a moment from my interview with a nazi where I nod and agree to talk about our sponsor BetterHelp

if you're hungry you can flirt with a girl and eat her when she comes over

i love passing discourse because every time it reminds me that being bitter about others' appearance is not hot girl shit and that working on yourself and recognizing the effort it takes to be hot IS hot girl shit and it makes me want to do more hot girl shit every time until i make it

[bloodborne] normal hunter/doll girl moments

Once again: Democrats see the challenge here not as finding levers to use against Trump, but reducing the pressure on themselves to resist Trump. The obvious solution for many of them is to set up fake fights they will promptly lose, so they can say they tried and go home.

soy right

Saturn, alcohol marker pencil and acrylic, 2021

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/50542297477_700358be10_c.jpg

more pwacticing

pay no attention to the genki behind your cashier

lots of talk about how cannibalism is a metaphor for love. not enough talk about how diapers are a metaphor for cannibalism. i mean . love is a metaphor for putting a cannibal in a diaper. ....no um . eating diapers. is.. fuck. hang on

this is from last month i haven't posted a red text in forever...

*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly

Puppyplay where a woman with a soft, unfeeling voice tells you that everything is going to be fine while she slips a needle into your leg and struggles to find a vein. It hurts, but you don't mind. It just feels nice to be touched. She doesn't have enough time to do a good job. It doesn't matter.

Gyaru pilot AND handler!!

They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus

I don’t believe sex itself is liberatory but the creation of sexual art to express one’s desires, that’s different. Art is often a public act, the expression of a desire can lead to destigmatizing it. Think about how 50 Shades opened the door to general public tolerance of BDSM

NEW STORY: ANACHRONISTIC Exploring catholic trauma through the genre of mechsploitation. This was a piece of self-therapy to right. Heavily inspired by Economic Interventionism by @bagoflenas.bsky.social and the WARHOUND series by @yuriposting.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/63516961

Collect all the flavors!

So! Claws. Fingernails cut to a 90-120° point. It's not that hard to break your skin if you go fast (that's what the scar on my left arm is from) but I prefer digging them in to soft tissue. Any soft tissue; inner thighs especially. It's amazing how much pain you can inflict with gentle movements.

"great man" theory of history supplanted by "just some guy" theory of history. kings, oligarchs, tyrants: all just some fucking guy who dipshitted into a pivotal position by luck, coincidence, and willingness to fuck other people over