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If it’s eclectic and niche I’m there. Enjoyer of odd but ultimately benign hyper specific stuff!
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Just finished Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian and it scratched an itch I didn’t know I needed scratched. This American folk horror starts with a raggedy group of rejects traveling to kill a witch but turns into a fight for survival against the prairies many horrors. Ghosts, Demons, and Cowboys 4/5⭐️📚💙

Does anyone have a really reliable dinner roll recipe?????? It’s negative 10 billion degrees and the school I teach at is about to go in the 4th snow day in a row. I’m clawing at the goddamn walls😭🍽️

i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault

My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted

ending my career as a nuclear policy analyst by getting pulled into a no-agenda zoom titled only “Review” and coming to face to face with a poofy-haired teenager who put my emails into a racist chatbot to find out how woke I am on a scale from “Based” to “R-Slur” and immediately defecting to China

[an egg falls out of my pocket as I dig out my wallet on a first date] oh whoops haha I just have so many 😏

well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (emerging from his hidey-hole in the ceiling, flicking his tongue around insanely) thou art washed, milord. thou hast fallen off, fr. ME: away with thee, familiar. MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (retreating backwards into his hidey-hole in the ceiling with theatrical obeisance) yes milord

Zuckerberg is gonna throw three sig heils now, just to prove he has masculine energy.

Nude early concept art of Jar Jar Binks is real and can hurt you

just bought these. to mock our soldiers

We’ll likely see everything come back soon, but till then, some comfort food for you. ❤️‍🩹 Lemon Pepper Smashed Potato Salad on the blog: shorturl.at/L6Jz8

I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out someone give me a plate to throw on the ground

Watching the app break apart mid scroll has me sitting quietly and contemplatively in the dark. I was on since 2019 and it’s just gone like that.

I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

Sunny sketchy book #sketchbook #art

there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see

and if i say what should be done to them somehow I'LL get in trouble

not good

The American Dialect Society Word of the Year: RAWDOG To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #LSA2025

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.

The impending TikTok ban has me loosing my mind. My fyp book recommendations were so hyper specific to me that it brought me back to reading. Priory of the Orange Tree, The Cosmere, and The Green Bone Saga were all brought to me by TikTok. What books were ya’ll introduced to through TikTok?📚💙

Batman and Superman are married

I made a few recipes from Molly Baz’s Cook This Book. Oh my god this woman is amazing. I know everyone on the planet seemingly has this book, so I’m looking for recs on what to make next???? I’ve made the pork noodles with celery and the charred cabbage with peanut nuoc cham so far. 🍽️

break your chains shirt design

to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep

remember people, this isn't Great Value™️ Facebook, it's Great Value™️ Twitter. act accordingly.

Would I have more sex appeal if I learnt the alphabet?

the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen

small accounts are an affront to god. be popular or die

What an embarrassing time to be alive