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If the rest of the NFL puts in writing that they’re scared of the Eagles and tired of being bullied then I will be ok with banning the tush push.

I forgot how epic and badass this movie is

why is learning arm anatomy so hard for you Jessi?" LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO.

"Pierbattista Pizzaballa" sounds like JK Rowling trying to add an Italian to Hogwart's

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

SOUND ON! - I love to stay on site at Wolf Watch when I can and the best part is being woken up by wolves! This is Rickon and Sansa on the hill by the lodge and in the distance, Anja is answering their howls. I’m filming from the bedroom window! wolfwatch.uk

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

“Sittin’ here arrestin’ my bones.” -skeleton cop on desk duty

Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $394.2 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2025: $241.9 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2025: $254.1 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2025: $7.25 It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

Just saw a women on Instagram blame the TB outbreak in Kansas on fog. Miasma theory is back on the menu boys!!

If you don't have an individual post condemning every type of evil that has ever occurred in the world then you support it. And frankly it's disgusting

Everyone out there take a nice big frustrated sigh.

I can't even right now, so I just went ahead and made the dumbest thing

i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault

Could be about Drake or about Mahomes, you don’t even know

Well, this definitely shuts up all the conspiracy theorists. I mean, obviously it doesn't because they never cared about what was real anyways, but still

Man really ain’t got no friends bc no way a real homie lets you walk out the room looking like that without hittin him with this

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

In 2015, Utopia Of Rules was published and written by David Graeber. This is an extract from that book!

Kirk Cousins admitted today that he suffered an injury against the Saints that clearly derailed his (and Atlanta's) season. As @treshon.io writes, it raises a host of questions about how player and team cloaked the injury in secrecy www.thefalcoholic.com/2025/2/4/243...

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

Unfortunately the Constitution did not foresee a situation where the president does whatever he wants and says "What are you gonna do about it dork"

Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude

"But there’s something sinister about the way brands keep finding bigger, flashier ways to repurpose great moments in art to sell products" is a thing I wrote about a mayonnaise ad because I am in a normal and cool state of mind www.eater.com/24354679/whe...

Watching First Blood and it amazes me that so many right wing extremist could've taken their hero worship and anti government ideals and focused it on Rambo but instead they all became the cops

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

Excellent post

Me: sorry, no refunds The Devil [holding my soul out in his hands]: please man, cmon. Just take it back. It's making hell worse somehow

I've got your back

Schrodinger: [playing dead and alive] Bear: what the hell

I'm listening to a UK rap album. The new one out by Central Cee. He has this lyric on Must Be where he says they say "they want men's dead so I bought me a stab proof vest." Like, motherfucker, you mean chain mail?! #hiphop #rap