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shlingdong.bsky.social
"If this was Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green by now." Where my Sven folks at?
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Alright friends, we're about to lose the vote on the budget resolution. We WILL keep fighting. This is the first vote they need to take, it is not the last. They will have to come back in a couple of months for another vote with firm numbers they're cutting SNAP and Medicaid and Medicare by.

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Spent way too much time editing this coyote i saw this morning instead of doing work. video in next post

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Cutting $880 billion from Medicaid is going to have a lot of devastating consequences for a lot of people

submitted 7 hours ago • 1347 comments

I will never forgive Current Events for making me learn who all these people are

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

Heads up for crafters: Great American LLC has won the bid for Joann. They’re a liquidator, so ALL Joann stores will be closed by end of May. Stock up on everything NOW and if you have an independent fabric store near you, start using it 😢

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

submitted 2 days ago • 86 comments

If you’re a constituent of David Valadao, Ken Calvert, or Young Kim you have more power to fight for Medicaid by making a phone call than 99% of Californians. Call tonight, then call again tomorrow before 4PM

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Roberta Flack, soul and R&B icon behind Killing Me Softly, dies aged 88

submitted 1 day ago • 65 comments

NOOOO!!!

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Roberta Flack, GRAMMY-winning singer most known for her rendition of ‘Killing Me Softly With His Song’, has passed away at the age of 88.

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RIP Roberta Flack 💔

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Sad news….RIP Roberta Flack 🙏 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

RIP Roberta Flack www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...

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NEW YORK (AP) — Roberta Flack, Grammy-winning singer known for 'Killing Me Softly With His Song' and other intimate hits, dies at 88.

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Rest in peace, Roberta Flack…

submitted 1 day ago • 107 comments

Rest In Peace Roberta Flack

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

#Svengoolie Had food poisoning this weekend, so lacked the energy to live post anything here once I managed to livetweet #VTTBOTS with the crew still on the other app! Also, no surprise, but I had no #MeTV signal.

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Just finished counting all 400 threads of my new sheets. Looks like I won't have to call my lawyer this time.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Welcome to spring!! My bees started flying outside again today in the rare beautiful Danish sunshine :-)

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It's no surprise to me I'm am a sea anemone, cuz every now and then i sting the living shit out of me

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

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Bluejay is IN TO IT.

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Today's forestry pic shows the forests around Spirit Lake in the panhandle of Idaho. The three major species are Douglas-fir, ponderosa pine, and grand fir. Those woods were my "office" in the summer of 2006. #forestry #trees #nature #idaho #photography

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

With Fredens like this, who needs Enebys?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

So proud of this NAACP Image Award, which is definitely mine and not Quinta Brunson's, that Laverne Cox and I accepted on her behalf. Quinta definitely hasn't called my ass four times already this morning, asking when she can come pick it up and whatnot.

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

Please don't tell anyone off Bluesky but I just got the call: when Francis dies I'll be the new Pope. Seems the whole conclave thing is a fake front, they try to choose Popes based on a heavenly algorithm that seeks the coolest person. "It always fails" they said. Anyway I'm in. Nude Easter soon.

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

Have a beautiful Mountain Bluebird for this here Bluesky. Nevada's state bird showing off all the blue! 🪶

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

Life is about drinking a large amount of fluid and then urinating out those fluids five minutes later

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The whale was like, check this out, I'm gonna eat that guy for a second

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

tire man big brand tire statue, van nuys, california, 1991

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We’re still investigating but it appears someone used our WiFi to start a war with Björk

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

they should add a comments section to zillow listings. please.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

As I stood there holding the sweater in my hand wondering if I had already worn it this week to work I realized I could not think of a single specific article of clothing that any of my coworkers wear.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect." 🤣🤣

submitted 5 days ago • 147 comments

going on a date so i’m not wearing my regular cologne (tabasco) but instead my fancy cologne (cholula)

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

If i were president i would issue an executive order stating that everyone had to love each other and listen to CDs and then I'd push through universal healthcare

submitted 4 days ago • 78 comments

Has engagement here rapidly dropped in the last week or so, or is it just me??

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

ASTEROID: *speeds toward earth* ASTEROID'S MOM: *grabs asteroid by the collar* stay away from there you might catch something

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

@cpi.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever

submitted 4 days ago • 1365 comments

my dogs probably think i'm an idiot for only sleeping once a day

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My superpower is to be annoyingly cheerful out of spite.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Just saw your text from last night. Do you still need a fire extinguisher

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments