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Perfect for current US news articles 😩

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

Major traffic congestion at a party

“Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna’ be fooled again!” —Terry Pratchett, Wee Free Men

Best show on television

Same

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

??!

I hate how DOGE is tearing apart the social safety net while the government is still out there solving bitcoin heists.

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

holodeck games where you punch nazis

Great show! Twice a month! (First and third mondays)

what are the upsides to being a borg

📖 The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett - Tiffany Aching book 1 in the discworld series ‪#binary_review‬: 1 - fun YA book about a young witch not written by a TERF 👍 👍

I always put the thing on top of my keys or in the way of getting out the door if it’s large

New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evi...

It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac

Repeatedly swiping up from the bottom of my iPhone screen trying to get out of it and into the real world

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.

May all your owls today be of the highest quality — superb even

This White House has me down the street (so far 😖)

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

2001: "I paid $0.99 for this Linkin Park song to be my ringtone." 2025: "I have not had my phone off of vibrate-only for ten years. People who have audible ringtones are psychopaths."

Steps are being taken 😊 gothamist.com/news/ag-jame...

GGGRRRR!! The nyc bubble has been penetrated by the evil in the White House 😡 nyunews.com/news/2025/02...

Added another to my long list of nerdy YouTube channels I watch. @climatetown.bsky.social has great climate change content and is hilarious. Bonus for me getting to see locations in the city (in my neighborhood even!) I know 🤓 youtu.be/_pNRuafoyZ4

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

Just realized a “wind breaker” could be a light jacket or a gassy person

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

Life

God, please don’t feel obligated 🙏

Howdy

you can absolutely just trans your gender as much and as many times as you like.

u can just trans ur gender if u want

*mezcal margaritas

I never ever under any circumstances install chrome plugins, but I will install one that makes it display Gulf of Mexico instead of Gulf of America on Google maps.