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🕊️ “I fall in love with myself & I want someone to share it with me” 🕯Eartha Kitt 💄Womanist🙏🏾 Astro enthusiast 🪐 Mercurial Girlie
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The 🥷🏾 with money drive Subarus and Volvos.

I do word searches in the morning because of my great grandpa 🥰

I love dessert wine!

Honey in coffee tastes amazing.

Shout out to all the grandmas who do drop offs.

Mercury is stationary direct today. But don't be surprised when things get a little spicy between now and the new year 🙂

How it feels arguing on social media:

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

Stop tryna role reverse please for the love of the Goddess they literally have systemic power over you and ancient social structures that reinforce and support an internal sense of superiority the least he could do is beg you for something… Anything…

Accurate

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

Why would you try me? Why would you try me? Please talk to me. 🤣

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REALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE PLEASE SHARE #ASafeChoice physicians WILL prescribe medication abortion via telehealth FOR WOMEN WHO ANTICIPATE NEEDING THIS MEDICATION. REPEAT: You do NOT need to be currently pregnant to get this prescription. In an era of potentially draconian abortion bans, take note!

WASHINGTON (AP) — Agriculture Department orders testing of the nation's milk supply for bird flu.

Anthem backtracks on decision to cap anesthesiology coverage in Connecticut

For the girls and the gays: do y’all have winter panties?

Here are some nice mushrooms

My dreams have been goin UP lately. I need to get better at writing it down.

I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances. That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.

global pandemic massively disrupted capitalism et al. and they gotta use fascism to restore order among the working class again probably

spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat

I wish more people would be released from the shackles of making the older kids responsible for watching the younger kids.

One thing about my family (my mama side), the drinks will always be POURED. You want wine, a margarita, spiked egg nog, an old fashioned, how about a beer? A mule? No you just like a bourbon neat? 😭

Happy Black Family Gathering Day! Happy Indigenous Remembrance Day! Don’t forget to pour libations for the Indigenous people of this land, in addition to our benevolent ancestors. We honor & remember them. We pray that their spirits be at peace. We pray for justice & recompense

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

I just leave this here.....

Never undermine the value of being ghetto, and never let an outsider define what that means to you

If you don’t have Thanksgiving plans, or you do and you just wanna hang out with me tomorrow evening, I’m hosting a Zoom starting at 6pm CT and you are welcome to come! I wanna do mini readings of what to be grateful for in your birth chart ☺️ mxmercuri.as.me/thanksgiving

This is the most ass backwards country I swear.

I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.

Good Morning

I have 2 library cards! One for the city I work in and one for where I live. I don’t care how many times I have already said this, i’ll say it again 🗣️GET A LIBRARY CARD🗣️ It’s a free low effort way to support because funding is often based upon the number of cardholders. #BookSky #BlackBookSky

This Thanksgiving you need to say an extra Thanks to the immigrants who pick our fruits and vegetables. Enjoy that guacamole a little bit extra because honey, prices for an avocado are about to go way up! If you want a cheaper avocado we would have to import them from California.

Somebody said TD Jakes got the Diddy flu. I should not be laughing this hard.

Mercury is stationary retrograde today at 28° sidereal Scorpio.

Gonna write a Christmas song about holiday cheer and global warming called “Mosquitoes in December”.

One day, like a miracle. ☕️

I have so many but this is one of my favorite Black romcoms. 😭

When I look back over my life… and I think things over…. I can truly say… that we are all lucky to be alive because wtf was even in that shit?! 😭

My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.