shrum-beckimir.bsky.social
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I can't believe they stored Elon in the national AI archives.
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They can steal the kids directly out of my balls.
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No bonus this check. 😔 must be next one.
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You only do this when I'm broke. I'm surprised they aren't already filled.
Supposed to get my bonus Friday, if there's still room I'll hit you up then.
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Fuck
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Time to bring it back.
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Hey, man. Keep at it. There are plenty of people who enjoy your work and even more that would but just haven't seen it yet. The ones who try to shout you down are just the loudest. I've followed you for over a year (back on Twitter) just never commented. Most people are like that.
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Everyone keeps telling me that killing the rich is bad. I wonder how the Christian Bible feels about it...oh.
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You think the Mario bros are busy?
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In THIS cannon. As in Funny's work. And no, there's no ramifications for their actions because it's a work of FICTION. These aren't real people my man.
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Double standards.
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Worked at a jail, as long as you know his name and what jail he's housed at you should be able to call and put money on his commissary via card or mailing a money order.
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I think so. At least that's what police are suggesting. We may have a CEOrial killer on our hands.
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The last two bullets had the words
"Lig" and "Ma" inscribed on them.
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Oops. Looks like someone forgot about power dynamics in his desperate bid to take an "intellectual" highground.
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They crave being assassinated. They yearn for it.
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He would have let you die for as little as $100 dollars. Don't watch it if you don't want to, but let everyone else have their small victory. He was also probably a pedophile.
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For Christmas I'm asking for enough hammers to give all the homies so we can do the right thing.
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Damn. This should be illegal...wait a minute.
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Sorry. But facts don't care about your feelings.
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If you have anymore questions just let me know. ❤️
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That cop would scroll memes on his phone while your kid is audibly murdered down the hall.
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Keep that same energy when you are getting your guts stomped out because he pulled over the wrong car and realize legally there's nothing you can do to defend yourself.
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All human embryos start life with female phenotypes. That's why your ballsack has a seam. It's where your vagina used to be.
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Sucks. Yeah donating and sharing.
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"..nice cock"
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Did A.I. write this response?
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*me staring out at the restroom floor*
But...there's so much unpissed floor. You can't possibly expect me to piss on all this myself can you?
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Damn. Your come backs have as much substance as your hairline.
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When promoting and advocating for oppression, no opinion can be given that is "good faith" by that same measure oppression is, in itself, not civil. Now begone from my timeline, you closeted twink!
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Bro made an account just to respond to this thread. Sad.
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Well. Why weren't you born rich? Ever think about that?
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I've going to this same gas station once a week for like 3 years now and one of the cashiers started T around that time, so I've gotten to see this person grow into a man with the sickest mustache/mullet combo but I'm worried if I say something it'd be awkward. Also his name's Vinny. So frignChoice.
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He's in his room Just Jaekin it. Ha ha. And bit it, I mean his peanitz.
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Fuck
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It's the only way to justify his continued existence.
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Haha yeah. Hey speaking of serving up a hanging.
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It's OK, I got you.
This man deserves to be beaten with hammers. If he enjoys the company of nazis so much maybe he should do that thing that nazi officers really like doing. Link unrelated.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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I'd say at least 17 thousand people know you which certainly ain't "nothing"
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No I was goofing about your name. But I've seen your cis kill count on your page so I gotta respect. I think you get an achievement at 300.
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Godamn. It's an honor Miss Tightpussy.
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The left can't meme! That's what I tell all the leftoid...wait a minute. Katie Tightpussy?! As in THE Tightpussy?!
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Yeah. Perhaps too many words.
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Well she almost certainly pisses into milk jugs.
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Wait. Did Kamala jack it live on tv?
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That fuckin sucks, but you must persevere. Be it spite or stubborness, find something to drive you forward. There's no better way to wound those that wish you harm.
Your mother will have to find her own way forward. She will come to her senses or she won't. Love is not so conditional.
Stand.