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Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating. This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens. (Even better: Tesla will hate this)

I miss DEI

"scott street" by phoebe bridgers is the most amazing comfort song. those hammer-ons on the strings in that acoustic rhythm make me warm and fuzzy and give me chills at the same time. The vocal melodies, the accompanying sound effects, gosh. banger of a song. Thanks Phoebe

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…

NO KINGS is extremely effective because it’s simple, an extremely widely held belief, and gets right to the core of Trump’s assault without having to use words lots of people don’t understand

Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

Dear manager, please find a review of the past week's activity: 1) hammered in the morning 2) hammered in the evening 3) hammered out danger 4) hammered out a warning 5) hammered out love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land

the soy right

2024: We should have Medicare for all! 2026: We should bring back Medicare! 2028: We shouldn’t air televised death fights called The Citizen Trials 2040: Everyone in The Citizen Trials should be at least 18 years old! 2042: Everyone in The Citizen Trials should be at least 9 years old!

learn about the Black Panther Party free breakfast program learn about the Zapatista uprising learn about Jane learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union learn about STAR learn about Act Up learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain learn about the Spanish Civil War we are not the first

hakeem jeffries is so much worse at his job than nancy pelosi it's making me question my war on the gerontocracy

🚨 SCOOP: DOGE is seeking personal taxpayer data at IRS, sources tell me. 🚨 Trump admin is pushing IRS to agree to an MOU that would give DOGE access to granular data on every taxpayer, business and nonprofit in the country.

roses are red, violets are great; around the survivors a perimeter create

farcical

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*Super Bow Ad* Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever

happy super bowl to all

this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders

Leavitt says they’ve begun flying deportees to Guantanamo Bay. This is functionally disappearing human beings. There is no consular access to Guantanamo, making it nearly impossible for those held there to be represented by their governments. There is virtually no media access, either.

Visit me in the camps

when you want to get a job at DOGE with a one line resume

KEEP CATS SAFE—there is clear proof of cat-human household transmission of bird flu. CDC scientists posted the data—but suddenly deleted soon afterwards. CDC is being blatantly muzzled. C.D.C. Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People 🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

‼️ The State Department has REMOVED TQIA+ on their page of recommendations for queer travelers. This page yesterday said "LGBTQIA+" and now just says "LGB". The federal government is trying to erase trans people from existence.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Just got this tip from an airline pilot

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app

“remarkable proposal from a sitting president” and the remarkable proposal is ethnic cleansing

Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!" *woman next to him moves as far away as possible*

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman

this kicks ass lmfao

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Image projected onto Tesla's factory in Berlin

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them

Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man