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@thestar.com digital producer by day. terminally online wannabe youtuber/twitch streamer by night. pop culture enthusiast + queen of the universe. emo forever. https://linktr.ee/simashakeri
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i am so tired from the busiest weekend ever but i would like to work on my cult! come hang out! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

trying to distract myself from global geopolitics by having a lil baby stream yet again www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

baby cult of the lamb stream to distract myself from geopolitics www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

i want to bite maim kill so i am playing cult of the lamb come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

how did the cat turn my damn stream on for 40 minutes wtf - anyway playing cult of the lamb come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

so like does abzu have a goal or is it just pretty?? either way i hope i find orca come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

playing the last emily is away game! throwing it back to the early days of facebook yippee. come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

throwback time with emily is away (and two.. and <3 if there's time) come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

it's time for more disco elysium!! will my thoughts continue glitching?? will i go to the island??? come hang out to find out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

Only important news. (Rat)

more disco elysium!!!! currently kimless!!! :( come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

trying to fend off the sleepies and stay awake til bedtime with more disco elysium!! come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

time for more disco elysium! will i finally get some answers on wtf is going on in revachol? come find out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

time for more disco elysium! can i propose to kim? can i look at the body without throwing up? will a child bully me again? come find out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

area woman looking vaguely goth-clowncore is back with a shock mount and more disco elysium so come hang out www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

testing/debuting the pc setup by FINALLY playing disco elysium please come hang out www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

we are so back www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHan...

yes it's late but my makeup was too fun to take off so i'm playing more papers please!! come hang <3 www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

helllo friends! it's my stream anniversary and i'm back from the dead for a baby papers please stream to test things out at the new place! would love to have you come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/simashakeri

every single line of this is a banger. all hits. no misses. kind of convinced me that maybe this film is so absurd it loops back to being genius and thats where the oscar noms are coming from. its not feminist. it's french.

hi i prommy i'm still alive was just busy with school and also turning 30 are we still cooking over here

It's difficult to overstate just how much professional journalists have been trained to fear defamation lawsuits and how much it has impacted the ability to tell the truth

woke up with a cold the day before my 30th birthday party i am god's least favoured child

woke up with a cold the day before my 30th birthday party i am god's least favoured child

i think it’s unfair to expect regular people to know precisely how journalism works so i will say the answer to “why did they sit on that story for so long” is often “because of lawyers”

perhaps the screams from the modems in the 90s were pleas to take the internet no further

The number of women gleefully participating in MeToo backlash campaigns without even realizing they’re a part of a larger movement to undermine their safety and equality makes me depressed beyond words

veteran journalists encouraging aspiring journalists to enter the field

ik the pr people at boeing are crying screaming throwing up rn

guys my mom will not stop using chatgpt as a search engine please send help

If the Depp-Heard fiasco didn't, the Blake Lively smear campaign should drive home an important media literacy lesson that I'm afraid many are missing: when it seems like everybody is suddenly talking about something, consider the possibility that the viral moment was engineered.

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

The truth *cannot* win in this kind of media environment. People can’t and won’t access the truth, and they use whatever kernels they get to reinforce their existing biases and narratives. Stuff like this shows me just how doomed we truly are

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

You shouldn’t have to work if you’re sleepy

how is this how i find out that you can apparently rent the pyramids??????

I know precisely zero Canadians who want to become the 51st state 😆

there should be more christmas songs about vengeance

Front page of @thestar.com this morning. #theaTO

When they used to put the lyrics inside the CD booklet >>>>>