simplifiedplum.bsky.social
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Back when we foolishly though the “tea party” movement would die off
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I used to have one with a zipper so you could wear just the brim, or just the… other part? There is no low you could sink to that will make me judge your bucket hat.
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I’m listening to Fellowship of the Ring, performed by Andy Serkis. 10/10. As always.
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It’s the only thing that makes him feel big, knowing that Putin is doing it to him, but worse.
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I’m in Utah, gonna need some backup…
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Target was not ever “one of the good guys” as long as it was convenient. I never expected anything better from them.
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I can already hear it: “Ok, but what was she wearing?”
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Me too! Birthday buddies 🎉
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Or threatening a pawn, come to think of it.
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I’m a big proponent of throwing out underwear with persistent stains. We will get rid of them sooner or later.
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Some of us like spending time with our life partners and lovers. Weird that Fox News hosts don’t. Super sketchy.
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My kids haven’t even read this and they already died from secondhand cringe.
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I tried the carbon dating scene. They’re mostly way too old for me.
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Sooooo close to a haiku.
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Ever notice that they never leave you, they just wait until you leave them?
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JD Vance only dates the interiors. Not sure about consent.
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I’m always in bleak condition. Wait…
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But, but, but… he swore he wasn’t affiliated with those guys!
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We are the joke.
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I could totally see this backfiring. Like, some guy would claim “r@ping her was the only way to make sure I didn’t discharge any DNA…” and the maga cult would totally uphold his defense.
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Only goes in reverse, tech bros applaud
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He’s doing a great jorb avoiding detection
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Back in 2015, I said, “that is a guy who won’t leave office voluntarily” and my coworker was like “lol, whatever man, that has never happened before.” Later I said “I honestly believe he’s a white supremacist” and they said “those are strong accusations…”
It can’t possibly be that hard to see??
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And now you have to replace both magenta and cyan, whether they are low or not.
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Executive Notatallfunction
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Not specific to web comics, but “wrote something every day” applies. Write, draw, doodle, caption… something. Every day. And then show it to people even if they don’t care. Put it out there.
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As a Utah resident, I’m extremely jealous of your senator situation.
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Maybe so, but if someone makes an anti-Trump joke that is transphobic, I’m still calling bullshit.
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I’m of the opinion that we can just say “Fuck Caitlyn Jenner for supporting a fascist who hates her guts” without any deadnaming or other transphobic content.
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Wait until she finds out she’s officially a Nazi now
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Fuck off, Nazi.
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All proud MAGAs should definitely try this and find out.
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As an Idahoan, I grew up being very aware of the tragic demise of Dan Quayle. Potatoes are what we do, and we will not be insulted.
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In his first term, I saw some “blink twice if need help” humor, but it’s clear that she is fully aligned to an evil man in exchange for safety and wealth. Whether she despises him or not, she has picked her side.
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I’m so excited for NATO troops to storm our shores and liberate the downtrodden citizenry.
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My kids know the meaning of this particular gesture without skipping a beat. Do better, @nytimes.com
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Ok, but who’s going to stop him? Seriously I want to know who thinks they have that ability.
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“We the people… have got to be fucking kidding.” - The Declaration of Incompetence
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“Feels like 3° (F).” Not cool at all. I’m not liking this.
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Always has been
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And that’s not even the worst thing they want to do.
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Mickey Mouse guest starring in The Itchy and Scratchy Show, brought to you by Marvel. All represented brands available on Disney Plus.
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A little of both, tbh. Sundays are for fighting, and we’ll go from there.