sirbeercan.bsky.social
C++ engineer
gay
ex Xer
really into prime number stuff
pretty good memory recall
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Rain.
Dogs relieving themselves.
etc.
Bzzt.
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Anyone that went to school with a cop candidate (K12) should be asked a two-part question: "Was this person a bully and should they be hired?"
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del /f /s/ /q *
sudo rm -rf *
depending on your preference
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*Pet Cemetery
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Nature's sconces
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Ohhh, it's got a "when's the server going to be fixed?" knob next to the can cooler.
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Dammit! You beat me to it.
(Since you're a nurse, what's up with his finger?)
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My 12th grade teacher offered the best advice before graduation: Never apologize and never explain.
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fuck!
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I can feel my nose burning and sense (right now) the overpowering smell of the plastic hose for hours.
My throat even hurts to swallow.
Bonus points: I pressed the go button on the spray nozzle.
At least once.
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I'm OK with this.
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moo.
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Egg prices are up because of bird flu, but now reporting of bird flu is paused - so egg prices might drop.
(No Caesar salads or soft-boiled eggs for me)
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In the room the women come and go talking about my f-ing cone.
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To be fair... bird flu (cough).
I don't care that eggs are up a bit. My rent is up 700 dollars a month since 2017.
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In 1981, I worked at a McDonald's, and I saw two guys snorting coke on a table. When they left, I wiped the table and a few minutes later I told my two coworkers what I did.
I witnessed them both snort watery bar towel residue off a faux wood plastic table (with yellow/white Mcdonald's straws).
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So, he's saying we should keep politics out of religion?
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No bananas today.
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No beaver tail slap?
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Terrifying screams: Diamanda Galas
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Yeah, but I'd like to see him try to get a table at the Russian Tea Room.
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Girls are icky....
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7 years ago, I befriended a coworker who was homesick, and we spent Christmas together.
I live near Seattle, and we had a rare white Christmas.
I'm glad he got to experience snow for the first time on Dec 25th.
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He also sprayed rotisserie chicken in a plastic bag, and other things.
I would wash my hands for 15 minutes if I knew I touched something covered in bug spray.
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I've heard via a friend that some teens can't navigate a directory structure because they've been raised on tablets.
I first learned Aegis, then Unix and I love Unix. I moved on to DOS, Amiga, Mac, then Windows.
If it was me, I'd like to master a single OS first, then explore.
I prefer Unix.
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Red Tide is best Tide.
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Someone once told me they got really drunk in front of a camp fire and they melted the bottom of their sneakers while they were wearing them.
Less than two years later I was in front of a camp fire and I melted the bottom of my sneakers while I was wearing them.
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Atari 400, 1983 no cassette "drive".
Membrane keyboard.
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Happy Birthday cat
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C++ since '92 (and nothing else)
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*Windows ME
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How many electoral votes would each province get?
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Can't wait.
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Stages of cat:
denial
acceptance
depression
bargaining
claws
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To be fair, I recently watched a 20 year-old connect the audio out of a smartphone to the cassette tape I/O port on an apple II and download and boot a 44+ year old game.
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In 1982, I took "Introductory Data Processing" in 11th grade.
My school had 1 Apple II and my teacher removed the keyboard and attached a punch card reader to it because that's what we'd use in the future and this computer would have to last 10+ years.
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You have to splash a tiny amount of water on her paws. That's how my cat knew the water was on.