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sirflappyjacks.bsky.social

big fan of shimp and 8 crazy nights and robots and homestuck and uhhh did i mention shrimp sylph of life, prospit dreams mech and robot enjoyers and pretty ladies add me pretty please NEVER MIND ABOVE PRETTY LADIES IM TAKEN NOW SORRY

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news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion news in any other country:

submitted 2 days ago • 81 comments

everyone who said i was a tweaker for hating gavin newsom can actually suck it i called it

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In 40k lore the Imperium, during its expansion, encountered a highly advanced society where everyone's needs were being met, everyone was equal, and there was no poverty, stratification, or anything else that creates discord. As a result this society was basically untouched by the Chaos Gods.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Chappell Roan will release ‘The Giver’ on March 13th.

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

Democrats know that Musk is a deeply unpopular pedophile nazi, right? They don't have to suck up to him. In fact, telling him to fuck off would do so much more for them.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

that’s queen right there

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Video of the projection ! FREE LUIGI ! Spotted in Manhattan, NYC

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

my 4 stone r girlfriends and yes they smoke weed goint #objectum

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

not a new observation but Elon Musk genuinely isn't very bright, genuinely has no idea how most things work, and his entire supergenius engineer persona is a tech press-enabled mythology (they've never been held accountable for)

submitted 26 days ago • 460 comments

realized there is lowkey a refractory period for eating. went to grub one out and couldn't finish

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

this is fascism

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

This is how the empire will fall. Slowly and repeatedly after years of decay.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

they’re going to deport people for having opinions. they’re calling the united states the most authoritian regime on the planet

submitted 38 days ago • 87 comments

trump has been brutally mogged

submitted 43 days ago • 22 comments

i wish all ICE agents a very nuremberg

submitted 43 days ago • 64 comments

#moodboard

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Hey I called it

submitted 48 days ago • 70 comments

yall ready for round 2

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

my grades aren’t good enough for this hit 😭

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

This is going to do horrific things to my productivity

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

#Cyberpunk2077 released 4 years ago today 🎮

submitted 89 days ago • 36 comments

strategy

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Marijuana should be legal but the method for acquiring should remain the same. No stores, no boutiques, no “experiences” Weed must be sold by a guy you don’t want to hang out with, preferably he hangs around your apartment for a little too long and shows you real goblin videos on YouTube.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

If you’ve taken psychedelics and are having an anxiety attack, I’ve got a calming thread here for you 🧵🧵🧵

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

“Sleeping man” / “sleepwalker” No one will probably notice one extra patient wandering around the assisted living facility, right

submitted 104 days ago • 50 comments

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

submitted 105 days ago • 357 comments