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Good morning! Y’all made our day with your clever and hilarious submissions. We are pleased to announce that, by popular vote, henceforth DOGE shall stand for the Department of Greed and Embezzlement around here. Thanks to @alt-irs.altgov.info for the suggestion!

Oh wait, Howard Lutnik is trying to hand Elon Musk billions in government contracts? You don’t say… www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

You, our dear followers, are really smart and really funny. As our bedtime post, we'd like to crowdsource the best acronym for what DOGE stands for. Our fave so far: Dastardly Oligarchs Get Everything. Submission with the most ♥️s will be mentioned in our good morning post tomorrow!

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Every time you see what sounds like a wild claim about woke research, you can assume a) it will fall apart under the most basic of inspection, b) the person making the claim will never be held accountable for lying, and c) it is a cover to gut useful research that we benefit from.

Trudeau: "Every country is very aware that if the American government is willing to do this to their own closest ally, neighbor, and friend, everyone is vulnerable to a trade war."

Guinness book world record for most consecutive lies uttered in one speech

🚨 #AltGov Alert 🚨 With a labor of love and a dedication to their oath, @alt-dol.bsky.social has stepped up to bring Dept of Labor to the #AltGov team. Please join us in welcoming them but do it safely. We don't want any OSHA violations.

Give a warm welcome to Alt-Department of Labor — the latest in #altgov talent acquisition for our growing staff. Please employ your knowledge, on-the-job training, and any special skills needed to boost @alt-dol.bsky.social. May the work force be with you! #resist

This is ugly: Trump's DOJ has effectively informed immigration judges in a new memo that they can no longer rely on rules that protect against arbitrary firing. This lays groundwork for removing them if they rule the "wrong" way too often. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1923...

The below emails are official DOGE employees, please tell them how you think they are doing.

One more time for the people in the back.

Love this one!!! I am ready to start on overturning the Republican held NC Legislature…so much good could come from that!!!

I imagine they'll be translating President Trump's speech into Russian which shouldn't be hard because that was the language it was drafted in. A Moscow spokesperson states the obvious: the Trump-Vance agenda "largely aligns" with the Kremlin.

JUST IN: USDA probationary employee was terminated last month and reported to us that they were told by their State Unemployment Office that USDA reported the employee VOLUNTARILY RESIGNED, when in fact they had not. Who else is in this situation and what advice might you have? Quick advice is ⬇️

www.cpr.org/2025/03/03/h...

Yeah, ya think? "They are there to make sure we handle and store these materials in a way that avoids a nuclear chain reaction from occurring..... Losing these folks is concerning.” www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

RIP U.S. Department of Education. Education Secretary Linda McMahon introduced herself to department employees with an email calling on them to join her in a “historic final mission” to downsize the agency and shift control to the states.

As the former governor of Connecticut, Dannel Malloy knows that true leaders cannot ignore injustice. It's time for North Carolina to put justice first and abolish the death penalty.

Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.

So not only does Musk want Starlink on all our phones, he wants the FAA Version contract for himself and Starlink and now the Noah satellite system to be switched to Starlink…..total control of us! youtu.be/uE99LQd0ANs

Sabotage. The chaos is a feature, not a bug. They’re trying to precipitate a crisis to justify taking even more control, to suspend the Constitution (which they’re already shredding/ignoring/defying) and impose dictatorship. I think I might have said this a few times. I hope you’re catching on.

🧑‍💼 Are you a lawyer or have legal expertise and want to assist federal workers? Visit "We The Action". They are recruiting volunteers lawyers now and hope to soon open a webpage to link federal workers with legal assistance.

Never stop being you Vermont

The Trump administration plans to drop a federal lawsuit against a chemical manufacturer that released high levels of a carcinogen from its Louisiana plant.

A tale of those who took the fork. Today we learned who signed their fork agreement (some had shared, others had not). We were told their last day would be Friday (as had been scheduled). Early afternoon we were told, just kidding, their last day is today. Turn in all your stuff and go.

Bernie is right. No more playing dead. No more running to the center. Sincerely, Someone who has watched you do this after every election loss the past 50 years.

❗ALERT❗ There are 3 congressional seats up for election (FL-1, FL-6, NY-21), 2 with voting starting in 3 weeks (links below). Media has been strangely silent on this 🤔 Congress is 218 R, 215 D. If we pick up 3 seats, we gain control of the House. A major step towards stopping Trump’s agenda

Today, a broad coalition of scientific professional societies who represent over 92,000 scientists are speaking out against the politicization and demonization of Federally funded science and government scientist jobs. It was an honor to help the Union of Concerned Scientists with this! 🧪🌎

🚨FEDERAL EMPLOYEES🚨 For those who are considering ending your life -for any reason at all- please do not do it. The financial gain for your family, if any, is not what fam needs, m’friends. They need YOU. We do, too! Please keep the hope alive even if it’s tiny… it’s there! Stay with us, friends. ❤️🐮

Here is a hard truth. The Government is not perfectly efficient. It has waste, it has fraud, it has abuse... The same as virtually every single other entity, public or private, that exits. A large majority of Federal workers continually work to improve things and make them more efficient...

📣 #AltGov Alert 📣 This is a 1st for Altgov. Never before have we had someone with Housing and Urban Development. The impacts of HUD reach way beyond the sleepiness of Ben Carson and @madhouser.bsky.social is here to shine a light on how HUD helps America. Welcome to the family.

An important statement from the American Bar Association. www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

Weekly pep talk (for you and me): 1) you and your work matter. 2) you are appreciated and loved by many people. 3) you need to protect yourself. Have copies of EVERYTHING from your personnel file, know what RIF would look like for you (retirement or lump sum- see section L in employee express).

I turned away from drinking in the firehose of bad news last night to take my telescope out to a dark clearing in the forest. It was a bit cold, 4 degrees F, but stars shined bright overhead.🔭🧪

📣 New #AltGov Alert 📣 I don't ever give locations for our Altgov folks but this one is an exception. Fresh from the Electric Company down on Sesame Street, we are proud to bring the light & love that comes from @altpbs.bsky.social Welcome to Altgov!

www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...

Start saving now, says former SSA chief www.cnbc.com/2025/03/01/d...

"Do not obey in advance. Most of the power of authoritarianism is freely given" - On Tyranny, T. Snyder Unfortunately, HHS has obeyed in advance, issuing a spineless email this morning stating employees are required to respond with 5 bullets to the "What did you do last week (Part II)" email.

Morgan Stanley is stepping in to support Tesla amid its declining share price, framing the drop in sales as a positive development. This move is part of a broader effort by billionaires to control the narrative in pursuit of tax breaks.

Full page ad in today’s New York Times:

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Taking the example of a fellow ALT member, my DMs are open to fellow emergency managers who may want to anonymously spill some "inside" tea for outside consumption.