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Hi, this guy: fucking idiot. Matty Y: fucking idiot. David French: Fucking idiot. Ezra Klein: Fucking idiot. Every equivocating rhetorical gymnast undergrad-proud of their only right man in the world substack or podcast: Fucking idiots. None of this was hard. Fucking. Idiots.

Step one is removing the big red SEX key from your keyboard.

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

From my time in Paris, I know that in France people would have burned a lot of stuff by now.

italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy

Holy shit--the tariffs are working. High-paying manufacturing firms are sprouting all over town. There's a little sapling industrial fabricator blooming in my backyard, offering $95k starting with a high school diploma. It looks so precious, glittering amongst the dew. The madman actually did it.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

This is true: The Trump administration said it has imposed a 10% tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory, whose only inhabitants are the U.S. and U.K. service members at the military base on Diego Garcia.

ahh yeah here he comes, big EM, Elon Musk himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

Measles

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anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

This jibes with contemporary reporting that the raids hit several residential buildings, in each case killing about 15 people and wounding more. Maybe a little more of the conversation should be about how cavalier we apparently are about bombing civilian homes? www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...

if you have facts about a war plans violation, send it to [email protected]. if not, please do not slander these young men or insult their family

If Hamas had killed 7 Israelis inside of Israel this week, it would be one of the biggest stories in the world, & all over the US media. But Israel killed 7 HUNDRED Palestinians this week, including almost 200 children, & yet there's little outrage from our politicians or media.

Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer

Senate Minority Leader:

one of my fondest memories of Ted Lasso is the night I kept calling the show “Todd Lassos” and people got really mad at me

Anyone want to talk about The Natalie Fight?

You know who else was a carpenter who was unfairly brought to trial by illegitimate authorities and betrayed by some of his closest disciples? That’s right, Bob Vila.

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how you respond to the illegal kidnapping of a lawful permanent resident is a pretty good litmus test for your politics and principles. do they extend to someone you view as in the out-group? do you actually believe in the whole "disagree with you but will defend your right to speak?"

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I didn’t watch this but am I to understand that an elderly Black man stood up to a fascist, was then escorted out, and most of the white people in the room sat there and did nothing? Am I getting this right? I want to make sure before I say what I need to say.

@helldude.bsky.social has managed to personally make a sitting vice President go and tell the papers that he isn’t mad. Incredible.

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Bro. Bro. Listen! Bro, shit is turning, bro, turning in the widening gyre, man. The falcon, dude, cannot hear the fuckin falconer, I swear it's true bro, Things fall apart man; the centre? The center cannot fuckin hold bro, not even a little bit It's just anarchy, bro, loosed upon the world, man

Well, uh, expect all of this to get more expensive I guess. This one’s real bad.

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

Peter Thiel, a Republican megadonor and patron of the Vice President, destroyed the publication that originally published the Epstein material Bondi put out yesterday, imagine if any of these people actually questioned power enough to mull that over